Paisley Ton

That's a load of pish mate. £175 to £320 plus VAT (excludes VAR) have 10 for my business mates in GCC So £210 - £384 including VAT a pinch, part of taxable expenses

Airdrie 2-2 Dundee Utd Arbroath 2-2 Queens Park Dunfermline 2-1 Inverness Morton 2-1 Raith Partick 2-1 Ayr

Hope for a better than average dead rubber end of season game and keeping hold of 5th spot. Expect RR to refresh their team and get ready for the play offs so don't expect a dirty game. Expect the ref to be poor as any decent ones are on VAR duty and the Championship has to put up with a lower standard. Anyway best of luck in the PO's as would welcome St Johnstone for a change next season.

This is getting a bit personal and maybe inappropriate for this forum, but here is my take on that. Offered a few people contracts who used it for improved terms. The offers I made were to let me assess them thinking that with further development I would consider improving there contracts again after 12 months. At no time did anyone doing this ever get reinterviewed. My take was, if they were worth it why were they not paid their worth. Plus who with any decency would stay having being underpaid for years at a lower rate. It's clear their employer abused their position and only increased the renumeration package because them needed the resource.

DOT1 where did you buy that crystal ball? I would suggest seeking a refund. This is football, managers and players all have shelve lives and would be liars if they said opportunities to play/manage at the top level for greater rewards would not be given their full consideration. I moved every five years and if honest I would admit the cash reward did influence each of these moves plus of course the professional challenges on offer.

The boy McIntosh (No 9 for Arbroath) looked capable and would be a good backup or partner up front for Oakely . Question is he available?

ICT look to have a dodgy run in when you factor in teams playing fringe players in the lead up to the playoffs. Twist or stick for them. Assume RR might rest a few and give us a leg up next week. Arbroath can't buy a win so QP might fault them they will then need to do the Ton on Final Game Friday. We might have went on our holidays by then or give a few fringe players a chance of playing for a contract next season, though I assume Dougie has already made that call. Again thought the same a few years ago when we relegated Falkirk, who had signed a few of our players for the next season, but they all put in great shifts that day. Away, if ICT I think they will canter the playoffs .

Ah jealousy! Don't think the voluptuous Jane Lake sent the night on the couch inbetween getting photographed around Glasgow Parks in her swimwear for the Evening Times . F#ck knows what special talent he has.

Sadly this might be the last time we see Arbroath in the Championship for a while. Don't see many bigger clubs giving you loans in the 1st division. So get the steak and black pudding pies heated up. Is big Dunc your new assistant manager or motivation coach or just a big mouth trying to save his own skin. Yes, I thought so. Being that quiet here might have to visit the Cowshed forum to hear how we are shaping.

ICT 1 v 1 Raith Arbroath 1 v 2 Morton Dundee United 2 v 1 Ayr Dunfermline 2 v 2 Queen's Park Partick 2 v 2 Airdrie

Might need to call on VAR to resolve this.

So that was the plan. Increase club merchandise sales by increasing local facilities.

Congratulations. Hope the playoffs go well for you guys. If not nice wee trip to Perth next year, saves on the boring Dundee leg.

Morton 10-2 Dundee United Airdrie 3-1 Dunfermline Athletic Ayr United 2-1 Arbroath Queen's Park 2-0 The Caley Raith Rovers 1-2 Partick Thistle

While true of his first game no so at Airdrie and Ayr. I have been to the three games he has now played. First game not very good and off the pace as expected as wasn't fully fit and rusty. Second game better but still needed to sharpen up and get some service. Third game, further improved and went on some decent runs but after early booking had to hold back on physical challenges. Might have done better if Muirhead and Crawford had better games. Feel a hattrick tonight would go down well.