Arthur Orton

Magee?

At least it gives you time to get your nails trimmed and cleaned.

Whoever it was did a cracking job. He will be doing the write up for Seamus.

These threads are always brilliant. Can't be long until the first resignation.

Would you recognise them again?

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The prosecution rests your honour.

You must be really strong. Great effort.

Certainly providing a convincing argument to get everyone to visit his Hearts forum of choice

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/208002-farting-in-public-places/ Some quality stories in that thread.

Akpo Sodje is Fraser Fyvie SSI is Alan Stubbs Grass is Greener is Lewis Stevenson Sol aka Doyle is David Gray Lochend Brazil is James Keatings HTH

I seem to recall Mr X. made it perfectly clear what would happen with this thread if it was derailed again.

I wonder what will be finished first? Your refit of the boat or the completion of the Sagrada Familia. It should be a close run thing.

For a customer that wishes it could be Christmas everyday?

Derek Ferguson, Mo johnston, George Wright,

31 including of course the monopoly one.

Unfortunately Sam Robson just doesn't appear to have it. His technique isn't great and he has gotten worse as the summer has progressed. Hales would be an opener who would most closely resemble Banger in playing style and would be worth a try. On the Ali debate I feel that he really has to work hard on his game over the coming few months as although his bowling has been a great bonus he is primarily a batsmen and needs to improve, though he is worth persevering with. At least the test summer has finished with a great deal of promise for the future, especially considering how things looked a few months ago.

Halliwell was with Sauchie Juniors for the last couple of seasons. Reasonable experienced keeper as a back up.

It's his cousin.

Bloody hell they built the QE2 quicker than you have done this refit. Your 38 mate, that counts as middle aged

More importantly sailor, when is the middle aged boys day out?

Bet you don't even have a cat of nine tails? Captain? Midshipman more like

Indeed, however the tinkering and over coaching had already started prior to him becoming a persistent offender. If he plays I'm looking forward to seeing how he does.

Steven Finn is potentially a fantastic cricketer. The poor treatment of him is similar to what Jimmy Anderson got in the early part of his England career, where they over coached him and fannied about with his action until he lost all rhythm and confidence, Finn's pace and extra bounce will made all the difference to this England attack. No disrespect to guys like Rankin, Plunkett and Jordan but Finn is at a different level to them. I hope the time away has allowed him to regain the confidence and action that made him so dangerous in the first place. Now that Stuart Broad is carrying injuries and is not so prolific a wicket taker a rejuvenated Finn is what England need. So what he goes for a few, but Broad can more than hold up an end and keep it tight. Good to see him back,

Na, that's Ian Paisley.