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Newbornbairn

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  1. Newbornbairn
    She got in the taxi, still banging on about how good the advert was
  2. Newbornbairn
    Lol. So fucking bad she was fired immediately.
  3. Newbornbairn
    Noor's coming across as quite childish but her team are giving her all the rope.
  4. Newbornbairn
    Hamilton Ventura Elvis.
  5. Newbornbairn
    How exactly do you shag a Wotsit?
  6. Newbornbairn
    Van drivers in trading estates/industrial estates. Trying to find an address and the fannies in white vans are flying around at 100mph or tailgating you.
  7. Newbornbairn
    Wrapped or open?
  8. Newbornbairn
    Has Fife got coal-fired wind turbines now?
  9. Newbornbairn
    Ah, the banter
  10. Newbornbairn
    The batteries are only really heavy when they're fully charged. They get lighter as the day goes on.
  11. Newbornbairn
    Breakfast roll from Harry Gow
  12. Newbornbairn
    Pretty sure there's an Indicator App now.
  13. Newbornbairn
    What's that? Putin's running the Foundation?
  14. Newbornbairn
    Smoking jacket I presume?
  15. Newbornbairn
    Coul House Hotel
  16. Newbornbairn
    Also the salt n sauce types don't have unsupervised access to internet polls.
  17. Newbornbairn
    Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women.
  18. Newbornbairn
    Cookery class? Pottery?
  19. Newbornbairn
    Well this is awkward.
  20. Newbornbairn
    Aye, but then you'd be in Dundee. Some things are a price worth paying.
  21. Newbornbairn
    "Alexa, why am I so unsuccessful with women?" "This is Siri"
  22. Newbornbairn
    That sounds a far more interesting variation.
  23. Newbornbairn
    I think the exact term was "grippit fat c**t"
  24. Newbornbairn
    Prices in hotels are getting daft too. I've paid £12.50 for a glass of wine and fundamentally disagreed with their definition of "large"
  25. Newbornbairn
    Hartley's a petty little man
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