Newbornbairn

If we're dreaming here, I'd build something to fit the purpose. Design it from the ground up as a hospitality venue and make it a destination people want to use every day of the week. Restaurant, bar, wedding venue etc etc. Tag on a bit of terracing at the front with hospitality boxes above.

How many times does it have to be said? A 4th stand isn't about seats, it's about creating facilities the club can make money from.

I'm still buzzing about Morrison re-signing.

I think the story was they nailed him to a tree for Christmas (hence Christmas trees and balls on the branches) then they threw him in a cave with a giant rock shaped like an egg blocking the entrance that it took him 3 days to gnaw through. We use chocolate instead of stone because kids today don't have teeth like Boomers did. Dunno about the bunny. Maybe he wiped his arse with it when he was stuck in the cave with no loo roll.

Closing the gap

OK, seems pretty clear this is something the FSS should be raising.

How's the best squad in the league doing?

Like nailing a bloke to a post?

One of the things that annoys me is the people that often put themselves forward for the position of "Mental Health First Aider". My last company did this and they had 3 of them. One guy did it for genuine, altruistic reasons. The other two were the office gossip and the corporate arse-kisser who was the biggest bully in the company - the last two people you'd ever open up to about a personal problem. If the company aren't serious about the issue, if they just treat it as a tick box exercise, they can make things worse for people.

Away bile yer heid and mhak soup. 15% mortgage rates 18% inflation 11% Unemployment YTS, YOPs, Enterprise Allowance (40 hour week for dole money + £10) Thatcher quite deliberately screwing Scotland over and not giving a shit There was no cushy way to stay in education for years, only about 10% went to uni. Over 60% of school leavers were unemployed or on some crap government "training scheme" If there were plates they weren't being handed out to us.

Surviving a Methil childhood wasn't easy. We had a game called "chuck ma heid". A length of washing line was tied around your head whilst a brick was tied to the other. You had to walk along a 20ft high brick wall while your mates threw the brick over in an attempt to either detach your head or make you fall off.

Sounds like head tennis

£2235 for a digital watch.

Finn Russell reads P&B

The way they're talking, an England win is inevitable

Has anyone seen @Todd_is_God or has he got something right up him and can't type?

Is that a top 5 finish guaranteed?

A note for the ref about throw ins Not one foot on the pitch.

If @Bainsfordbairn has hurt oor Tam....

Wow! This ref is shit

Tidser getting away with repeated fouls

Haud on. Keeper shoves the attacker, keeper gets the foul?

Kick the c**t again Oliver

Yup. "LOOK AT ME" syndrome