Zen Archer (Raconteur)

Snap.

It's my civil duty Sir.

No. No. Kirkcaldy.

A drunk woman trying to come on to you is not a pleasant experiance.

I've never been to the toilets at Central Park, I've also never had Hepatitus, just saying.

I'm not trying to make a story, however, Allys the boss now and he may be carrying a grudge, or not.

Perhaps this has a bearing on the rumour ? Wikipedia. On 2 August 2009 it was revealed that Fleck had been dropped from the Rangers first-team after a training ground bust-up with assistant manager Ally McCoist.[10][11]

Stop yer greetin'

Gooch.

What bus operator are you travelling with ?

Do you have GPS or Google maps on your phone ? If so, give the drivers a hand.

I saw a preview of BBC Scotland news due on at 18:30. I hope by the time it airs, Jackie Bird sorts her makeup. It looks like shes been kicked in the pus by a horse.

What is the POV ? ie. from what culture is this a perspective ?

There you go, don't be so sloppy next time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7DCWphvo6E

Swampy's avatar highlights your opinion perfectly.

I've told you a million times not to do that.

Sorry Sam, you have only added background music to my question, not answered it.

Is it just me, or has this turned into The Twilight Zone ?

Has Smit finally lost it ? His two pish attempts at Trolling have been pulled. Can anyone illucidate.

The next time my car goes in for repairs, I must remember to immediately throw away the plastic seat cover the guys use to keep the seat clean, instead of stuffing it under the back of the seat. Lovely weather today, sun out, nice and warm, I had the sun roof open and the windows down. Doing 70 mph on the motorway, the circulating air in the car catches the plastic and blows it up like a parachute, next thing it's up over my head driving at 70 and it looks like the air bag has deployed. To say that I had a bowel movement is putting it mildly, on the positive side, I have the weekend off and back to work on tuesday.

You do realise that it's passed. Oh, sorry, not that L4L.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

Or, you have designs on being a pirate. Or, your eye is trying to give up smoking.