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  1. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Just saved you 80p. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
  2. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Adie mon Robert, In the French version.
  3. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Rittalin is an even better word.
  4. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Wine.
  5. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    You do realise that they are fantasising over Quim.
  6. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Fictionally, Get a life !!! Really, Get Laid.
  7. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    How the f**k I missed this before, did you mean, Soweto Testicles ? http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Testicles-gone-in-wrong-op-20050425
  8. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is teabagging a different thing ?
  9. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is the gun for your Uncle Arfur.(sic)
  10. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    GUB.
  11. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    The video, (mentioned before ), shows a wee guy jumping on top of the Police control room, they must have shit themselves on the Richter Scale.
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    Hand wash, or soak in cold water with liquid travel wash for a few hours then put in the washing machine, rinse & spin only.
  14. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    *Assuming they have not been married before*, something on the lines of a "Wedding Present Lite". Think of what you would buy/spend on the wedding present, then wind it in a bit. P.S. * they may have a lot of stuff already.
  15. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Look closer.
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  17. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Place said wheelie bin on it's back, open lid facing skywards, take dump, close lid and return bin to it's upright state. That's how our ostriches do it.
  18. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVvgo1wxh4
  19. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Can't vouch, but have a look. Oh, I thought this might be amusing too.
  20. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    If it smells of fish I'm afraid that's not your belly buton.
  21. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Why isn't the word Pallindrome, pallindromic ?
  22. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    If the H in Hannah that you refer to is silent then in reverse it would sound annah.
  23. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    [ Me and my pal Scotty plan on wearing our normal clothes but putting one of those paper boiler suits over them. You realise if things go all Pete Tong on the Halbeath Road, your already suited and booted for the cells.
  24. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Blockbusters.
  25. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Go to the Doctors, cough, flu, prescription. Legal drugs. Have you not had you w**k yet ?
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