Zen Archer (Raconteur)

So you get all the houses and 50% of the dosh and we're OK?

You would think that getting an official photo taken by the Post Office on the Passport Office tablet would be secure and reliable.

I applied to renew vis the Post Office on the 20th Jan, 9 days later I received a text & email to say they had received my old passport @ 09:13 last night and tonight at roughly 19:30 I get texts & emails to say my photo (taken by PO staff) doesn't meet their required standard, OK mate, I'll go back to the PO on Monday and get them to sort it.

Does anyone know how the lady that required medical attention is?

Tonight has made me so angry I may not shit for a week.

On sale now. Ticket Information: Dunfermline | Raith Rovers Football Club

Does from a Heinkel 111 count?

Aye, Aye.

Will there be two funerals?

Filmed on Gran Canaria at Playa del Ingles.

Have you checked down the back of the couch?

Just along the road from Gayfield. Seafood | The Bellrock Restaurant & Takeaway Arbroath | Award Winning Food

There'll be some purvey.

Dave Myers was a makeup artist in a previous career and claims credit for inventing the white eye makeup he gave to Adam Ant.

The trailer for Catch Me A Killer, upcoming on Alibi. The lead actor comes across as some entitled c**t just out of acting school.

Bold move.