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Yu bringing beef m8t, ill shank ya

Adam, you have mad my week Keep up the good work.

u iz a badman adam, init bruv

Have you noticed how shite their spelling is ?

He deleted me

Nothing more hardcore than a swingpark. After they rob their first packet of fruitellas, they get upgraded to the bus stop. No c**t messes with a gang at a bustop.

http://www.facebook....hawkymoovements He deleted the post but here are a few of the wigger crew's "gang" photos , ill put the actuall photo captions underneath The original photo - da fuckin ladz Safe What a bunch of fucking spackers

One of my pals moved down to Derby and now he's involved in what he calls, gang life . Anyway, he changed his profile picture to him and a group of lads standing, pointing their fingers at the camera, pretending they have guns. I asked him why they where doing this. This was his answer "Holdin tha gun pullin tha trigga " . When i told him it looked gay, i got a few heated replies from him and his pals that are just pricless. Here are my favourites "Yeah u wont say tha if u cum down here ! Ur head will get taken off or you will av a shank stuck in ya chest !" , "oi danny who the fuk u talkin to go shuv ur nob up lewis's arse DICKHEAD !!! and my favourite " COME TO THE ENDZ AND SEE HOW WE GET DOWN INIT IF YOU WANNA BRING BEEF". Priceless, but thats not the best part. A few of them sent me mails saying "CLF for life". When i asked what CLF meant, they told me it stood for "Chad Lads Forever". I would delete him but some of his arguments are just hilarious.

That is one stunning mother fucker

Do it, you know you want to

One of my pals made a facebook for her dog ffs. As if it couldn't get any more retarded, it's her birthday today and some people are actually acknowledging this by writng on her wall "happy birthday Daisy, have a good on x". Everybody who writes on her wall is getting deleted.

"New anti-bigotry crackdown could see fans jailed for singing God Save The Queen or crossing themselves ... That is a fucking joke if you ask me! God Save The Queen!♥" This boy is not English, he's not even a rangers fan, or a protestant... The mind boggles. Think i might slap him.

The Gaslight Anthem - Here's Looking at you Kid Their new album is phenomenal. Can stop it listening to it (this song in particular). Quite possibly my favourite album ever.

Randy Marsh is my hero. When he announced his special guest was "Steamy Nicks" i nearly died laughing

I really dont find "frapes" funny. They are usually not planned out. Typical frape - " Love the black cock up my arse", "Just found out im gay, any takers ? ". Go hang yourself you c**t. Sometimes you occasionally see a well thought out one that is actually believable. That makes it funny. Most of them are shite and make you want to punch yourself in the face

Kris Boyd and Unleash the Nade are still total c***s.

No. Go round to her house and rip out her ovaries to stop her re-producing.

Oh my god, what kind of sick b*****d would fo this to a dog. Best episode ever

The one where they get the Ninja weapons is fucking brilliant

Please, share your wisdom...

People who like their own status' also does my head in. Also people who don't use basic grammar.

I'll give you that. Alcohol is a b*****d at times.

Thanks. That gave me a warm feeling inside.