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What does that even mean ?

"‎50 likes in 50 minutes if you believe cancer should never have existed, repost this if you have a heart ♥!" - I'm sorry, but that is fucking retarded! Changing your status will NOT cure cancer no matter how much you want it too. And don't try and guilt me in to posting the same tedious, shite status.

Cars. Already seen it about seven times. 10/10

Best game I've ever owned.

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Bought a six pack of Irn Bru last night. Drank two last night. My dad's bird's son was off school today. I come home today chocking for a drink of My Irn Bru. The whole bus journey home i'm thinking "wow, can't wait to get home and have some of that Irn bru. It's been chilling in the fridge all day. This will be fucking magic". I open the fridge to find not one, not two, not three, but four of my Irn Bru's gone. The wee fucker walks through in a wife beater vest and his boxers, tin in hand, and says "My mom says you've to make me dinner" Took every once in my being not to hoof the wee b*****d in the baws.

I can't quite wait for this

Fantastic piece of music

YAAAAAS

It really was. I was over in Nuremberg for Rock am Ring and he was doing an acoustic set in a bar, the "altlier" I think. I was shocked how many people where there. 15-20 at a push. I sat there in awe at how amazing he was. At the end I went over to him for an autograph and to tell him about my man-crush . He seemed happier than me at the fact he had fans here. He asked what my favorite song was. Five minutes later I was playing guitar whilst my musical hero was belting out "We did it when we were young". I've never been happier in my life. A true gentleman Brian Fallon is

1. I genuinely think I will be famous one day 2. I've played guitar with Brian Fallon. I nearly cried due to the fact that 17 out of my top 25 most played on I-tunes are Gaslight Anthem & Horrible Crowes songs. It was the greatest day of my life. 3. Me and a pal played at a school concert and received a standing ovation. Unfortunately the girl of my dreams did not tell me how much she secretly loved me and she didn't wan't to be my girlfriend. It was pretty much a waste of time. 4. I shat on my next door neighbor's garden. 5. I'm a right dour b*****d

I envy you so much right now. Tap water

All hail the Catatafish.

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Chicken kebabs witch peppers, marinated overnight in HP bbq sauce. Been looking forward to it since i started them last night

Truthfully ? ... So do i haha

I put "Why don't any old firm fans go to the old firm ?" as my status about ten minutes ago and allready getting slated for it. None of them can provide a decent answer though ...

Have a fair few pals from Kingussie and Newtonmore that play for both teams. Was going to go on Saturday with a few guys from Kingussue but i hate shinty ever since Newtonmore second team won the league. For days all i heard was "mon the more". Going paintballing anyway. If you do go, look out for the boys wearing "Where's Wally" costumes

Pals bird - "why are you trying to hurt me so much? What have I done that's this bad to deserve this!?" Friend - smileee you! (: be strongggg! Xxxx pals bird- "A can't iona he's breaking my heart but yet I still love him and am trying my best to be with him but am getting treated like a peace of shit over everything! he's with his mates he changes! But at home he's all I love you you a don't want to loss you and then this bang one thing to another with him :'( xxx " Pal- Because your spelling's fucking shite... I love my friend

The 16 year old pregnant girl wee dirty i was talking about earlier uploaded a picture of her sonagram. Not only did about 50 people like it, about 20 people commented on it said "awwww how cute" or "OMG, It's adorable". What the actual f**k. Are woman retarded ? How in the name of christ can a picture of some wavy lines be considered cute. Its fucking wavy lines...

When people misuse the apostrophe. I get really fucked off

My dad has two friends, one of them being me.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/ilovezaanders?sk=info it's quite a bit down.

"being pregnant doesnt make me a slag..i'll tell you what does, sleeping with lots of different boys all the time, so next time you call me a slag you better look a lot closer to your life babe - i appreciate the life i have so there for i dont want to "go die" ♥". - This is coming from a girl who has had three, yes three, abortions and has decided to keep the fourth. and she's only 16 ! You're right love, that doesnt make you a slag... It makes you the biggest fucking slag in the universe. Mind you, if given the chance i would rattle her