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Absolutely shitting myself with joy at that gameplay teaser. Could not be more perfect. I already expect it to be better than San Andreas, which is undoubtedly the greatest game of all time IMO

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What a fucking amazing human being Bruce Springsteen is.

Still haven't gotten over this gig. I seriously underestimated what an incredible live-act Bruce would be. Still well up thinking about that "Thunder Road" acoustic. Incredible.

World War Z - 5/10 A pretty decent film to be honest. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't really that memorable. So many plot holes in the film though. They're so obvious as well which is the annoying thing. All round however, a pretty decent watch.

Prole? George Orwell would laugh in your face for defending the bread crumbed mashed potato devil that is the potato croquette.

Potato croquettes. They're always too fucking hot and a waste of mashed potato.

Just discovered you could download GTA San Andreas onto the Xbox 360. I don't think i'v ever been happier.

Any facts on black holes Confidemus?

Getting a totes epic vibe from this club. Count me in lads #dece

Not going to lie, I get incredibly excited when I see that Confidemus has posted on this thread. Keep up the good work!

Regarding the point of weed becoming socially acceptable, I can't speak for the whole of Scotland, but i'd say cannabis is probably more socially accepted round here than smoking tobacco in all honesty. No one cares at all, and why should they?

When people complain about their tea being cold. It's not actually that cold, it's still pretty warm. Compared to a glass of water out the cold tap, i'd wager most cups of tea are still at least ten times warmer. Yep, I really got annoyed by that...

Watching the film "Begotten". What the fucking hell is this?

The very definition of a fivehead right there...

Went to see "Mama" tonight. Just the same as every other horror film released these days: an atrocious, unbelievable, shite plot tucked in behind some cheap, easy scares. A fucking haunted bag of leaves man. Total balls. 2/10 Honestly, can't remember the last time I left the cinema after a horror film feeling genuinely entertained. It's becoming ridiculous. No effort goes into making horror films these days.

I laughed a lot at this...

People who open a door, walk into a room, and leave said door open. Seething.

Cajun fried chicken and potato wedges. Ingredients 1 x Chicken breast 1 x Bag of Potatoes Schwartz Cajun Spice Schwartz Barbecue Spice Paprika Olive Oil Chicken 1. Pour a generous amount of Cajun spice onto a worktop and mix with a wee splash of olive oil until it's like a paste 2. Butterfly the chicken breast 3. Rub the marinade into the chicken 4. Tenderise the chicken...(Punch the f**k out of it) 5. Stick it in the fridge until your ready to eat it. 6. Fry the chicken (On a griddle pan if you have one. If not, just use a frying pan) until cooked right through. Wedges 1. Cut the potatoes into wedges and boil them for 12 minutes 2. Whilst the tatties are boiling, stick a baking tray in the oven with a generous amount of olive oil. 3. When the tatties are done, dump them in the hot baking tray. 4. Apply generous amounts of paprika, barbecue spice and a wee bit of olive oil to the potatoes and mix well. 5. Put them back in the oven at 180° for thirty five minutes. Delicious...

End of Watch - 9/10 I really, really, really enjoyed this film. Didn't expect much, just a routine cop film. Was pleasantly surprised. The use of first person perspective was simple, yet incredibly effective: Really gets the adrenaline going. Gyllenhaal and Pena are fantastic. My only criticism of this film is the structure. Seems a bit loose. Still, an utterly brilliant film.

Had that sleep paralysis a few months back. Lying there, sweating my tits off when an elderly Chinese man wearing a suit came and crouched, out of sight, at the foot of my bed. Tried screaming... mouth would open, nothing would come out however. Fucking terrifying. Eventually managed to free myself and spent the whole night searching my room for an old Chinese fella. Didn't find him unfortunately...

The Expendables 2 - 0/10 Absolutely fucking horse shit. Everything about this film is absolutely awful. The script, the plot, the special effects. All horrible.

I've noticed this. Especially Downtown Train. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPd7rRJltg 3.45 Love the inclusion of the songs, works so well. Thewhole performance of that set at Reading is unbelievably good though.

Tesco's hot counter "Chicken Curry Slice". Fucking outstanding.