DAFC.

Aye, it's going to be part of the 85 Range or 1885 Range, whatever they're calling it, so hopefully some other class additions. Can't wait to get the track top that's coming out.

Would rather be up against Alloa, although if it is to be Alloa I reckon Stenny or Ayr would spank them in the semis.

Talking Heads are the best band to come out of America in my opinion. Amazing musicians, really are.

Reading this thread has made me quite angry tbh. The club treated us like total c***s during Yorkston's era and Hay would certainly be my nomination for worst manager. Think DA Baracus covered the main points as to why, don't think I could add any more. On such a high one season, expecting to challenge for 3rd again, then you get hit with Davie fucking Hay. Was a disgusting time supporting Dunfermline.

We'll parp Cowden in the play offs and take Hemmings along the way. Smashing.

When I saw Morris last month in Glasgow he said he was staying, but probably just saying that to appease me from nagging him. Apparently he's been on the radar from both Dundee United and Aberdeen. If they offer him a contract he'll be offski for sure.

Geggan and Williamson for moi. Geggan's going to be integral in these play-offs and next season.

I see. Is it plain red or is there a secondary colour? Quite interested now.

Where did you hear it is to be red? Would love if the home kit had black shorts and red socks a la early 60s

I use it and get some matches but never speak to them. My mum always said I was too shy for my own good. Just want ma hole tbh.

Was a bit of a fail seeing as how the club have already showed next season's kit (which is smart IMO) Hopefully next year's away kit is maroon and navy blue.

They were even worse than us. Got fucked out of Europe by a team from Liechtenstein (a country which you could fit all its residents in at Hampden). Ouch.

Cup Finals we didn't win and subsequently pumped out of Europe by minnows? Definitely well worth nearly going into liquidation for.

Be surprised if he hasn't been sent off for yous at least 3 times. As for Cardle - no thank you. Got enough passengers as it is.

Was graced with the presence of Callum Morris and Ross Millen in Glasgow tonight. I begged Morris to stay with us, to which he replied "I'm stayin" then answered a call from Danny Grainger. I just hope he knew I was talking about the Pars and not in that moment at Bath Street. Last thing I expected to see on a night out in Glasgow. A legend regardless.

Scully is priority now. Fantastic servant for us this season.

If he remains in Scotland, outside the SPL, I could only see him signing for The Rangers or Dundee. Best of luck to him.

Last time I had a F+B I did an all nighter before hand and was shouting "THIS IS PURE LIKE THE SCENE IN PULP FICTION" whilst trying to calculate how to eat a fried mushroom. Was alright I guess. Woke up in Alloa after it though. McDonalds honestly give me the boak. The only time I have a McDonalds is when I have training once a month in Motherwell (extremely grim) when I can't be arsed branching anywhere else. It's always full of weans screaming and shouting, ketchup on the floor and the food is probably 95% horse testicles. Love a DiMaggio's, I must say. Italian food is spot on.

Williamson is a fantastic player with many years to build on, he just needs to improve the defensive side of his game.

Even better that we survived.

Kenneth would do a job in this division...surely. If not, then he's well and truly humped it as a pro footballer.

"'The Prague Heist'...That's aboot a heist in Prague."

"Lager, Boaby! " "SHUT YER HOLE YA DICK!!"

Don't mean to piss on your chips, Celtic boi, but it's actually "Shut up ya p***k fae me."

Mate posted this on some lassie's status