DAFC.

Millers Crossing Absolutely fantastic film, one of the Coen's finest. Out of all the gangster films ever made, it's got to be up there with your Godfathers and Goodfellas. Acting was just out of this world and the plot had me, literally, on the edge of my seat, you just didn't know what to expect, which can be said for most of the Coen Bros. works, because they are too damn good 10/10

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1. I have had a drink, discussion of fashion + music and hugged, whilst incredibly pished, musician Pete MacLeod. 2. I am such a hit or miss at singing. For example, on the karaoke, I can sing a good few tunes, some quite hard, like "Drops of Jupiter", really well, but struggle with a lot, and make a right c**t of myself in public. 3. I think I'm part of the 2% of the population that has never ate a Nandos, nor do I intend to have one anytime soon. 4. I have no troubles, like quite a few people have, of taking a Henry White in a public toilet, or at college/school. Couldn't give a f**k if I've stunk out a toilet, or the dirty looks when I come out the cubicle to wash my hands, as long as it saves me from having a much more embarrassing experience of BMing in public. 5. I've never been to the Barrowlands for a gig.

Looking forward to seeing Tarantino's new installment 'Django Unchained'. Quentin really can deliver, so I expect it to be a good movie.

Happy to say I got rid of all the roasters I had on facebook. One put up a picture of an application form to work in a creche or somewhere where you work with children. A question asked about experience and what these experiences evoked...something along those lines. The word 'evoke' was definitely in there. Not a hard word. Her reply? "haaha wit tha f**k dis that evn mean man lol" Also spelled 'here', 'hear' and 'there', 'they're' etc. Also, she uploaded various photos of her boyfriend with 'amazing' dyes of green and pink in his hair...He changed the do in different styles, short back and sides, saltire...Really, really cringy stuff.

5 more: 1. I am an extremely shy person. Out in the pubs, dancing etc, it would have to take a girl to talk to me first to end up pulling - which very rarely happens. Actually happened last night, strangely. Shame that she was fat. 2. I FUCKING DESPISE CHINOS. Seriously, my local, usually when there is an 18th on in it, is taken over by these mustard stain wearing p***ks. They look fucking horrible, and they are extremely annoying to my eyes. 3. I've only ran in with the law on one occasion (usually I'm one of those fly b*****ds and gets away with things), but this one time me and my mate, when we were 16, were on the way back from the pub to a local nightclub called Pharaohs in the brig. I still had a bottle of booze on me. Unknown to me however, the fucking blue brigade were there in numbers outside the club. I was more concentrated on the group of mates standing outside, end up getting caught with the drink in my hand, done for drinking in the streets. b*****ds. 4. I am obsessed with 90s stuff. I was born in 93, and usually when you get older, you look back in retrospect to the years where you were sixteen/eighteen. However, I loved that time. Even though I was only 7 when I left it, I always go on about the music, style to my family and cousins, and always talk about our adventures up to the famous Time Capsule. Think I bore them to death with it. (On a footnote, why is everyone obsessed with 80s stuff just now? Everywhere I go it's all 80s this and 80s that. 90s was a better decade.) 5. I love women, they don't really like me. I mean, I'm not exactly a good looking guy, yet I wouldn't say I was ugly as sin either.

Guess you would have to know them I suppose...

I feel this has to be shared with others. I'm pally with a group of mates who, collectively, are known as the 'Brers'. These guys are hilarious. They are literal guys, but post statuses in a neddy, text-like fashion. Since mid-December, they've been inventing their own rhyming slang, and it's fucking quality. Here are some examples over the past few days: Sum wee fanbelt tht stays behind mes got a drum set nd if he gees it another bang am gonnae go over nd stick the drum sticks up he's wee stinkin hole. Jst been woke up by th@ wee cockend over the back fae me way they fuckin drums, a swear tae god if a hear the rubber ducky again am gonnae go over there nd smash his fat da. Pure hatin ma joab just noo. The eld wan, ah was treatit like royalty. Noo am gettin pure slaved about lit an African.

1. I am a Socialist. 2. Despite being successful at high school in 4th, 5th and 6th year, no Uni accepted me. 3. I actually find Nandos to be a shitey establishment. 4. I am obsessed with Adidas, especially the originals stuff. That, and Hugo Boss, seem to be the only gear I wear. 5. I'm half Irish.

'Wish I had a boyfriend' 'On it lit (yes 'lit') a car bonnet the night' 'Pure in need of a spooning sesh int his cold weather' Statuses explaining the weather Statuses which are lyrics to whatever the person's relationship is like with their partner.