DAFC.

Does anyone else think the posters on P+B, in reality, look like their avatar? I was convinced when I went to St. Mirren I'd see Nick Cave cutting about and some guy with shades on and an 80s hair do with a black and white top giving me 'point and laugh' finger gesture.

Hopefully they all get released. In fact, no-one can be so stupid as to give them a new contract.

To say Graham is SPL standard is ludicrous.

David Graham has a bad attitude. He can be very lazy and self-centred on the pitch. He doesn't turn up every week. Obviously it is a tad disheartening seeing him leave, but we shouldn't be all that bothered. Plenty of players like him on much lower wages.

Every time I try and tell folk we've signed a young man named Whittle, I have to spell it to them, in case they think I've developed a lisp.

Agreed. Plus Stevie Crawford.

35 years of age. Still 100000x better than all our defense combined...okay he might be knocking on, but the man is a legend. I think he could do a job in the first division.

Skerla is still out of contract. Come back, big man! Need someone like him for our defense

Kevin Kyle - 40 goals next season. Bring it. Right, when they announcing all the losers getting tae f**k?

Burns is about as useful as an inflatable dartboard, that c**t. Can remember some QoS fans nearly greetin' on here at his departure and saying how he should have got a contract to an SPL side before he did

Andy Barrowman and Burns under contract. Well, to be serious, at least we've got Paul Gallacher in goals, a good goalkeeper in the SPL, never mind 1st Division. Jordan MacMillan looks to be a decent right back, but JJ has a big task ahead of him. Not going to be like I was back in 2007 and expect immediate promotion. At worst I think we'll finish mid-table, but we'll probably finish 2nd or 3rd. Dundee to be promoted.

Shagging

Had a meat feast pizza from Asda last night watching the manc derby. Can I say, the pizza is tastey, but you'll regret it for the next few days. The farts I have produced have caused my brother to projectile vomit and has also caused outrage on public transport. Finished doing a firey shite on the pan not too long ago. Jesus my insides must be melting by the heat of these things. Life, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlCj0ebJ_U&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLVbwEnAoW3PGIMGjDVEo74w

Got this done a year ago. Next one will be Dunfermline oriented.

"See the relief of taking my bra off at night its absoloutely amazing hate having to wear one of those bad boys all day and night" Fucking mongo.

Appleteiser, on a Friday night. I have the man flu. Don't judge.

Millers Crossing Absolutely fantastic film, one of the Coen's finest. Out of all the gangster films ever made, it's got to be up there with your Godfathers and Goodfellas. Acting was just out of this world and the plot had me, literally, on the edge of my seat, you just didn't know what to expect, which can be said for most of the Coen Bros. works, because they are too damn good 10/10

Irn-Bru Sugar Free

1. I have had a drink, discussion of fashion + music and hugged, whilst incredibly pished, musician Pete MacLeod. 2. I am such a hit or miss at singing. For example, on the karaoke, I can sing a good few tunes, some quite hard, like "Drops of Jupiter", really well, but struggle with a lot, and make a right c**t of myself in public. 3. I think I'm part of the 2% of the population that has never ate a Nandos, nor do I intend to have one anytime soon. 4. I have no troubles, like quite a few people have, of taking a Henry White in a public toilet, or at college/school. Couldn't give a f**k if I've stunk out a toilet, or the dirty looks when I come out the cubicle to wash my hands, as long as it saves me from having a much more embarrassing experience of BMing in public. 5. I've never been to the Barrowlands for a gig.

Looking forward to seeing Tarantino's new installment 'Django Unchained'. Quentin really can deliver, so I expect it to be a good movie.

Happy to say I got rid of all the roasters I had on facebook. One put up a picture of an application form to work in a creche or somewhere where you work with children. A question asked about experience and what these experiences evoked...something along those lines. The word 'evoke' was definitely in there. Not a hard word. Her reply? "haaha wit tha f**k dis that evn mean man lol" Also spelled 'here', 'hear' and 'there', 'they're' etc. Also, she uploaded various photos of her boyfriend with 'amazing' dyes of green and pink in his hair...He changed the do in different styles, short back and sides, saltire...Really, really cringy stuff.

5 more: 1. I am an extremely shy person. Out in the pubs, dancing etc, it would have to take a girl to talk to me first to end up pulling - which very rarely happens. Actually happened last night, strangely. Shame that she was fat. 2. I FUCKING DESPISE CHINOS. Seriously, my local, usually when there is an 18th on in it, is taken over by these mustard stain wearing p***ks. They look fucking horrible, and they are extremely annoying to my eyes. 3. I've only ran in with the law on one occasion (usually I'm one of those fly b*****ds and gets away with things), but this one time me and my mate, when we were 16, were on the way back from the pub to a local nightclub called Pharaohs in the brig. I still had a bottle of booze on me. Unknown to me however, the fucking blue brigade were there in numbers outside the club. I was more concentrated on the group of mates standing outside, end up getting caught with the drink in my hand, done for drinking in the streets. b*****ds. 4. I am obsessed with 90s stuff. I was born in 93, and usually when you get older, you look back in retrospect to the years where you were sixteen/eighteen. However, I loved that time. Even though I was only 7 when I left it, I always go on about the music, style to my family and cousins, and always talk about our adventures up to the famous Time Capsule. Think I bore them to death with it. (On a footnote, why is everyone obsessed with 80s stuff just now? Everywhere I go it's all 80s this and 80s that. 90s was a better decade.) 5. I love women, they don't really like me. I mean, I'm not exactly a good looking guy, yet I wouldn't say I was ugly as sin either.

Guess you would have to know them I suppose...