DAFC.

If we get 2 decent centre backs in, on paper it would look as if we've got the strongest team in the league. Same can be said when we got relegated in 2007 and look where we finished then. These things will take time.

It looks like something from when the internet was getting popular circa 1998 and has the wit and comedy similar to a fire in an orphanage. Nasty stuff. Anyway, Whittle sounds like a very decent acquisition and yet again Jordan impresses. Surely if he's performed solidly for The Pars, he'll be given a contract?

Absolute cringe stuff on .net regarding a City fan at the game.

I've got a sneaky suspicion Cowden will beat us, even if that fud Potter isn't at the back, which he no doubt will be as the club appear to be that far up his family's hole.

Heard Jordan looked good in his trials. Let's take advice from our good St. Mirren friends from last season: he's played in the EPL, therefore he must be amazing.

That'll be quite a step backwards if we sign Craig Dargo...Second division player at best.

The one on the right, she was in my year at school and...

Good on Gallacher.

Cowdenbeath

Keddie away to Arbroath

Any news on the foreign trialists? Is it the Italian or the Frenchman that's getting a quite a lot of praise on .net?

Doubt Kevin Kyle will be coming to us. Hopefully Murray isn't given a contract. Guy is a bombscare, and we've had plenty of them the past couple of seasons

A wee guy in third year that's pals with my cousin just came out the closet over facebook. Kicked off with: "Ye know wit...am no even feart tae admit it...am bi?" Yes, with an actual question mark on the end. Got around 300 odd likes. His maw even came on and said something like "We're here fur you no matter wit. And if anyone's got problems way it...drop me a mail?" Thousands of people coming on his page and dropping posts in praise for him. Is this honestly what is happening in the world? He's barely 14. Immediate delete. Although someone from his school that's in 6th year came on and said: "Awryt wee man, well played, just as long as ye don't keek at ma arse, we're sound." Had a wee chuckle at that. But seriously, is this what happens in the world? Jesus wept.

Was flicking through the match photos, thought this: https://picasaweb.google.com/parspix2012/HEARTS210712#5767726685287072994 was fucking Steven Thompson for a second. Been away with no internet at hand for 2 weeks, this is strange trying to catch up. When's the start of the season? A couple of weeks? FFS, we've hardly got a team to play with, especially in defence...

'On route' instead of the correct 'En route'

I use the Time Capsule as my gym, so I came back from it the other day, intrigued to see if any one posted any videos up of the place, and found this wee beaut: "Fuckin' arsehole..."

Looked at Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Artists list. The Smiths didn't even make the top 100. I mean, what the f**k? Americans for ye.

Aye, I agree, Poet, a la the iconic pictures outside the ground. Would also like to suggest the picture of Roy Barry hogging the Scottish Cup away from 'The Caeser', as seen on my P+B profile picture. It's those little things that can restore a sense of community with us Pars fans. As a side note, how many Dunfermline fans do we actually reckon stay in Dunfermline, or Fife in general? Would reckon it would be quite a welcoming figure, but too many people are driven away from the game now, and who can really blame them...

Wow, that is embarrassing. Watching the Pars has changed so, so much since 1997. Can't begin to imagine what it's like for some of the older fans. Changed times indeed.

This is going to take 40,000 pages. We're about 0.5% there...

Yeah I don't understand our fans higher standings with McDougall either. He hardly ever got a game in our title winning season, never mind last. He never got those games because he wasn't good enough. Not needed. Best of luck nd awrat for him etc.

Played 5s last night with guys that play for a few 3rd division teams. Safe to say, I was comfortably better than all of them. Not what you know and all that...

Saw Martin Hardie tweeting to Austin McCann, which could indicate what teams they are signing for: 'Just seen the ramsdens cup draw at least we got a home tie!!!" Out of all the teams in the draw playing at home, they're probably either signing for Brechin, Cowdenbeath, Morton, Hamilton Accies or Dumbarton. Unless they are fans of one of those certain teams, which I doubt...