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Tommy Robinson has had his blue tick permanently removed. He’s absolutely fucking seething.

Watching the Mr Burns’ bear episode. The bit where the bear is on the news is brilliant. “Maggie, get that mouldy old bear out the way, I’m trying to watch tv. Wait a minute.. MOULDY.. OLD! I’m gonna get something to eat!”

That penalty

I’m not one of these freakshow weirdos who get overly excited about Christmas, but people who hate Christmas and everything about it tend to be utter arseholes.

In a city of full of really shit, grey buildings, Marischal College in Aberdeen is absolutely stunning. As for Dunfermline, the Abbey is a braw wee building.

Tain is most certainly teuchter territory.

The discussion on STV tonight is the national stadium debate. The main talking point being, “but what would old firm fans think of having the national stadium in Embra?!”

Think that might have been deliberate for the purposes of this episode. A “nothing to see here” kind of approach as she was neither great nor shite in this one, whereas plenty of people made an arse of it. Anyone who thinks Elizabeth is a wid needs their fucking head checked. Especially since they have actually heard the c**t and know what she’s like.

AL0011 is having a belter today.

You’re not far off, but I have never been employed as a teacher.

Scarily close to ‘Brexit means Brexit’ territory here. Getting closer. Certified ‘Brexit means Brexit’ type found.

You’re trying far too hard.

Is it injury problems that have led to Hopkirk’s release?

Oh ya fucker.

We managed to ‘afford’ a season where the second largest club after ourselves was Ayr fucking United. If you think your 1200 visiting fans twice a season is keeping the club afloat, you’re even more of a deluded old fud than you’ve let on before.

Old Firm levels of paranoia here.

A c**t for an armpit. Poor wummin.

Clark has never been one for covering the full width of the pitch, he stays central and relies on the service from his teammates to create chances. Being an experienced and reliable finisher, I have no problem with that - it's his style of play. When he's not scoring, people are going to be picking up on his style of play and misinterpret it for being lazy. Unfortunately he's not going to get that kind of service from Smith, as much as I like CS. McManus and Clark is our best option for the front two just now.

Thought I was looking at a Greece top at first.

Just me that thought it was hilarious the way Thompson went “what have the teams below been doing?!” when talking about St Johnstone still being in the top half despite their poor run?

I like Thompson and Stewart but fucking hell they need to learn when to use “did” instead of “done.”

Might have been against a League One side, but I thought he looked half decent against Arbroath in the Irn Bru cup. Had a bit of power and skill to get by his man a couple of times.

Ryan Williamson has extended his contract to keep him here until 2019. Another good move by the club.

It's normally easier said than done but try as hard as you can to not compare your own situation to other people's in terms of 'life progress' and shit like that. In terms of your career, house/flat, car etc, you'll probably make better progress and feel better about it in general if you set small targets and goals for yourself. Keep them realistic and manageable, whether it's putting away a wee bit each month for a deposit or focusing on the positive things in your life. Also, don't give up with the deposit thing or the weight loss, 1320Lichtie advises that you keep looking around so I'd go with that, the first bank/mortgage adviser might be talking pish. Also, as others have said, that weight loss is a fantastic achievement, putting on a stone after losing three is brilliant, keep it up!