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My PTTGOMN is the boozer I'm in switched the TVs over to BDO Women's darts at 2:57pm on a Saturday afternoon. What the f**k is that all about?

Surely that can't be true? By the laws of probability (I think), at least some flights will have all paying passengers show up for the flight, and there's no chance the average punter would be told "sorry, we overbooked deliberately because we think some people won't show. It's okay though, we've got your flight to Tenerife for tomorrow evening, I'm sure you'll understand." ...and just accept that.

^^^Hamish the cobbler found

Factory Direct (kitchens and bathrooms - Inverurie) have just outdone themselves with an even worse advert than their previous attempts.

The signing news is that Cammy Gill has signed a contract extension. Hardly pished myself at that breaking news.

I know the one. We took about 2,000 to NDP and they had 2 turnstiles open.

I thought that too, just couldn't be arsed googling. Signing news at 5pm..

http://news.ladbrokes.com/spfl/scottish-championship/mark-burchill-on-dunfermline-strikers-signings-promotion-hopes.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=sports&utm_campaign=news_football_What%20we%E2%80%99re%20seeing%20now%20is%20the%20real%20Dunfermline_MM Nice to see Mark Burchill say so many good things about the club. I'm interested, however, as to how he thinks EEP was "almost full every week" when he played for us. Wouldn't we have been getting an average of 4,000 with the exception of games against the ugly sisters (roughly 9,000) and Hibs, Hearts and Aberdeen who'd normally bring it up to somewhere between 5 and 7 thousand?

Either that or oor Miguel is getting confused with the Reasons to be Cheerful thread.

How do you know a burd is eating healthy or not? She'll fucking tell you through every one of her social media accounts.

Really didn't see him going back to full time football after leaving us.

Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym."

"You don't know it, but I've been in your house before." Dundonians, man.

I suppose your right.

Am I?

Weirdo.

There was a Hibs fan page that said ourselves and Raith had shown 'interest' in Danny Handling. So I'm going to assume that we 100% will not sign him, as it's the same Hibs fan page that confirmed El Bakhtaoui as a pre-contract signing 7 times last season.

I tried going for a run tonight. I jogged for about 3 minutes and had to stop when I came to traffic lights, couldn't bring myself to start running again, especially in front of houses because I'm a clumsy b*****d and tend to trip even when I walk so I really didn't want to chance it. Ended walking down to Pittodrie and back home. I hope this story motivates you.

I'd very happily take Herron on a permanent basis if he's out of contract at the end of the season. Is his contract just up until the summer or is it longer?

Not really much of a sacrifice to choose the Kingdom over the scaffiest town in England (maybe a close second to Margate).

Herron and McMullan are staying until the end of the season. May as well hand us that Championship trophy now tbh.

That time should be used to strategically construct a response.

f**k OFF, ZEN. The Greek shagger is back.

Aye, Seven Kings can be a bit hit or miss for me. The Old Inn is decent, but I prefer the Creepy Wee next door. Wouldn't have got the football in there, though.

They're absolutely boggin. What brought you to the kingdom and which boozer were you in?