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Someone made a list of the possible stadiums we might have for next season and it made me want to take a year out of football.

Our first (expected) mid-table finish in years. I'm pretty content with that tbh.

f**k's sake, I forgot about Livingston coming up next season.

Implying that there are gloryhunting Pars fans out there would be a bit of an oxymoron tbh.

I've always found Barrowman's 'affinity' with Dunfermline slightly odd, considering he got paid 20% of his wages for 6 months, was made redundant and in his second spell, we finished 7th in League One. Fucking gorgeous man, though.

Big fan of Shandon's profile photo now. Just get rid of the shitey shoes and you'll be somewhat likeable.

I am neither Bruce Forsyth nor a fud*. *the latter is debatable.

Ashcroft is slightly better than CM anyway, but both are good players at this level. Fordyce a good defender to have on the bench but I wouldn't blame him for wanting to find first team football.

Get doon.

Looking forwards to my two trips to Dens tbh.

Don't see why we couldn't keep Morris tbh, a top four-contending Championship side isn't exactly below his level.

Clear encroachment > penalty shouldn't have stood > tainted 3 points > disgraceful cheating townie scum IMO.

Also, book ahead; it can be pretty busy at the weekend. But aye, Apricot is by far the best restaurant in the town. If you don't go there, don't bother coming back.

Apricot, without a shadow of a doubt.

Trying to get through a heavy library #sesh, so no time for that I'm afraid. Feel free though, you utter zoomer.

For some reason, I thought this thread was going to be a place for all the words/phrases used/created on P&B such as "wid", "cockwomble" "kick her in the pie," and the OP would continually update the list to make a vast P&B words and phrases glossary. Pretty gutted about that actually. What a fucking place that would be.

I'd like to know how Gav knows our summer signings already.

I'd say this is pretty much spot on. McMullan having a poor game (by his standards) just means that he's anonymous and no worse than that. When Higginbotham has a stinker, you just want him to get so far to f**k and never pull on a jersey again - it can be that frustrating. 5.5/10 for me; a completely average season. We've had season after season of extremes since 2010 so I'm happy with mid-table mediocrity for a change. At the moment, I have confidence in AJ building a strong squad capable enough of challenging for a play-off spot. We don't have a bad squad and we certainly don't have a particular weak spot; just places that need strengthened and a bit of depth would be welcomed. Players like Hopkirk, Spence and BRE simply aren't good enough to even be back-up options if we want to be in the top 4 next season.

I'd like to think he'd have been absolutely telt after it but I honestly don't think the bosses at Sky would have given a f**k if it wasn't for the attention it's got on Twitter.

Tanner taking three guesses to subtract 52 from 64 and getting them all wrong just highlights how shoddy Sky's coverage of Scottish football is.

Something about a family of four at the game, their older son had been killed/wounded in Afghanistan and the two wee boys got really sensitive. It sounds insensitive but that's fucking unbelievable. I've never smiled as much as when Douglas Chapman absolutely PUMPED Docherty in the last GE. They interviewed TD and it was proper verge of tears material. Glorious.

Get fucked, Gav. You looked like someone who got to play 10 minutes after winning a half time raffle yesterday.

Get to f**k, Gav.

He nearly one the game on Tuesday you complete fanny.