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What about your other 7 teams?

About half the lassies in my course are cheerleaders. Oft.

That won't matter, United are getting pumped anyway There's normally a good chance of getting your Nat King at the old fire station too.

Aye, you're always going to get the better ones in September when nobody gives a f**k. Been to the old fire station yet? Usually get some decent parties on any given Saturday round there.

Good stuff. I was in the halls on campus but the parties at Hillhead were quality.

Likewise I'm doing Education, so I spend most of my time in the MacRobert building. How have you found Aberdeen/the uni so far?

Aberdeen. In third year now though so I can just carry on with my own programme, I'd honestly say it's much less hassle than first and second year (studying wise) despite the workload increasing.

Aye, it's a shiter right enough. It does feel like a waste if you're stressing over subjects for which you didn't even come here to study.

Is it an undergraduate you're doing? And you have to pick other courses to make up the credits in first and second year?

Relax. They'll be hungover and wondering if they're missing a good episode of Countdown or Homes Under the Hammer. Also, if there are any girls on laptops, there's a 75% chance they're on the Topshop/Asos website anyway.

Hawk is indeed an odd individual. He's absolutely desperate to convince us that Nicky Clark only gets a game because daddy is a coach and that Reilly is far superior in every category. He juts won't let it go. There will* come a day when Clark misses a couple of chances and Reilly tucks one away, and Hawk will shed a tear of sheer delight/smugness. *there won't, because Reilly is shite.

Cardle has made 200 appearances and there'll be a presentation before kickoff tomorrow.

Nothing recently but Andy Geggan isn't good enough at right back. Even Gary Harkins had him turned inside out and the c**t's about 50.

Hmm, I don't think he was. He would have brought it up by now.

Absolute guarantee that 1888Lichtie wears a captain's armband to 5s.

Doesn't matter what you're drinking with DA, pubes are going in it regardless.

That was a Motherwell fan though, doesn't count.

Derek Young pelted and old guy in the face with a wayward shot during the warmup before a game. No euph.

Was having a drink with my cousin a few weeks ago and he got out a bottle of Aberlour 12 year-old. The first whisky I've ever been able to drink neat without forcing the first few sips. Absolutely glorious stuff, desperate to get my hands on a bottle of it myself.

De Niro. Baws in or baws oot?

Teams whose away kits are just the reverse of their home kit without actually making much of a distinguished difference. Does my fucking head in.

Please stop, before you summon Zen and Sergeant Wilson.

Agreed. Hypothetically, Clark and Moffat both being injured/suspended at the same time would leave us humped. Even if either of them are playing, Reilly starting with no more backup isn't ideal at all. With that in mind, I'd like to see another striker brought in if possible.

Aye, but he only gets picked because his faither is a coach. Isn't that right,@hawk? You slavering diddy.

Aye, the first video could be filed under "wee lassie gets her first bottle of Tropical VK." Like you say, it doesn't look too sinister. The second video, however, is really worrying. It just looks like several boys egging on another to take advantage of a drunk underager. The lines "Gary is fucking a thirteen year old" "are you a squirter?" And "if I was 15 right now, my cock would be right inside you" are up there with some of the most disturbing things I've ever heard.