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Hopefully it does him some good. Can't be arsed with him spamming just about every thread. He even turned the one of the most entertaining threads in P&B history into a snoozefest of "look at me(even more)" posts.

There are a few quality Thai restaurants. Like Bairnardo says, Sabai is superb. Royal Thai on Crown Terrace, Thai Cottage on Rose Street and Siam Thai on Castle street are all excellent too. The one one Rose street will be the second closest if you're just around the corner from Sabai but, IMO, the others are much better. There's an Indian restaurant called Maya is on King Street, it's great but it'll be a fair walk from where you're staying.

I don't, because they're a completely average band at best.

One of the few PMs I ever received was an ITK Pars fan telling me Joe Cardle was about to sign for us again. I fucking win.

I always get the impression that someone has already done that to Romeo.

That was an exceptional piece of detective work.

That sounds like the shite bit tbh. IIRC, there are some superb plot twists coming up.

What 'part' are you at now?

You really need to take a breather away from the forum. I'm not going to insult you because obviously it doesn't work, but this forum is quite clearly not good for your well-being. It's been said that you're a bit of a gent in real life and I won't deny that since I don't actually know you. However, this boring, tired internet persona of yours has run its course and you should just stop it altogether. It's a shame the mods aren't doing anything about it as, although you're not an offensive/derogatory/racist/sexist/malicious poster, you spam the place to f**k with your constant nonsense and it needs to come to an end.

It's worth it, I promise. There are some points where it gets a bit shit, but then someone will come up with some screenshot that just brings it all to life again. Genuinely terrific/horrific reading at the same time.

Just got a couple of notifications from @The Minertaur giving me reputation on page NINE of the Sneaky b*****d thread. The poor boy has a wee bit to get through.

"Share this if you're kid's are the best thing that ever happened to you. I bet only 5% of mums actually share this"

I bet he has a clock in his bedroom that has no numbers on it, just 'prosecco' written 12 times around its circumference.

Grimbo's quotes wouldn't look out of place on a 42 year-old mother of three's Facebook page.

Weren't they dots beforehand? I'm sure they were just wee green and red dots, as opposed to the "up and down" thing we have now.

They weren't checkout staff, that's the whole fucking point in me moaning about it.

Used too much nail IMO.

They were largely unimpressed.

Apart from the self service areas, there is one single checkout open, and there are four full trollies ahead of me and one behind me in the queue. I just walked past half a dozen members of staff scratching their hoop, presumably wondering why the queue is so big.

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They fucking emojis, Jimmy. Ooft.

As much as he's been handy for you, he was still pish with us. There was always a bit of quality there, but he was so ineffective.

"Boaby, what's your idea of showing a woman a good time?" "Pumpin' her"

That's not too bad actually, considering you *obviously* haven't had to do much since you've been replying to everyone's questions on P&B all morning