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  1. smpar
    You two need to see a doctor.
  2. smpar
    Livingston 1-5 Dunfermline
  3. smpar
    Edited for you, baby cakes x
  4. smpar
    That's very forward of you.
  5. smpar
    Interviewers. Andy Murray just won his match at Wimbledon, and the interviewer asked him how it feels to be performing at such a high level, as there were a few sporting legends in the crowd for this particular match. As if he was playing for a local boys' tennis club last week or something. Jesus suffering f**k. Edited for those who can't read too well.
  6. smpar
    3 up at HT. Premiership bound IMO.
  7. smpar
    The tricky bit with this league being so competitive this year (or so it seems to) is that it could be risky to aim for some kind of mid-table 'secure' finish. Finishing 6th could be a bawhair away from a promotion playoff place and narrowly escaping a relegation playoff spot at the same time.
  8. smpar
    I've started taking vitamin tablets daily again and I forgot they made your piss have the same colour as some kind of nuclear waste.
  9. smpar
    Irony, defined.
  10. smpar
    My girlfriend is away for the week but I have an exam and a shit load of hours at work.
  11. smpar
    Vintage "yer da" behaviour. I'd rather we re-signed Faiss tbh. I love Noel Hunt and I'd love to see him in a Pars jersey again but at least we have a much clearer idea of what to expect from Faiss and if we got him on, for example, a 2 year deal, we could be cashing in for him if he had a good season. Since I haven't seen Hunt play in 10+ years I just wouldn't know what to expect from him.
  12. smpar
    Should be aiming for about 8,000 if Faiss and Noel Hunt sign.
  13. smpar
    I'll be losing about that much in dollars if the sterling doesn't recover within the next 4 weeks! Seriously though, to be scunnered out of that much on your wages is absolutely pish man
  14. smpar
    It's as if there were some other massive issues going on in the county that could perhaps be keeping her preoccupied.
  15. smpar
    Ones that have bigger balls than him.
  16. smpar
    What Shandon Par said. AJ has stated a few times that he's hoping to sign 2 or 3 more strikers, so signing Beck wouldn't mean El Bakhtaoui is out of the equation and vice versa.
  17. smpar
    You're trying far too hard.
  18. smpar
    Wait, people think preseason friendlies mean something? Ooft.
  19. smpar
    Thank f**k for those last two words, Gaz.
  20. smpar
    Good to see us giving some council estate chavy females a chance.
  21. smpar
    He'll never change, will he?
  22. smpar
    Quick search on Twitter there, looks like it was him right enough. Heard of him as a Yeovil player but don't know much about him.
  23. smpar
    Barrowman's celebrations at the second goal that game gave me a massive stiffy.
  24. smpar
    I hope you had a fucking miserable night tbh.
  25. smpar
    This "X goal sounds better with Titanic music" patter. Fucking woeful stuff.
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