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Throbber was the Toyshop Tink. No question about it. Stop being so fucking creepy, Throbber.

Upon the BBC tweeting that Prince has kicked the bucket, a woman, whose Twitter handle is actually Full_Time_Mummy, replied with "hope he's ok X."

All Toys R Us stores in Scotland have photos of Throbber in their staff area since 'Barbie Gate' in 2007.

Throbber bakes fresh cookies and leaves them on his doorstep with glasses of (warm) milk.

Throbber sits in public parks and waves at the children on the swings.

Throbber goes to charity shops and asks for old swimming trunks, he prefers pairs with Spiderman and Spongebob Squarepants pictures on them.

Keeping milk on the windowsill is fucking odd behaviour. What a weird little guy you are, Throbs.

"Disrespectful kunts" and "anti-British scum" we're my favourite replies.

superb.

I'd wager that happening at an alarmingly high percentage of Scottish schools actually.

Just don't remind them you're a Celtic fan and you should get the place nae bother.

A funny one from PE: I mind my swimming teacher, Mr Burnette IIRC, insisted that I wore trunks instead of shorts. And some weirdo kept staring at my cock.

I really hope you didn't mean that. All the best, YHallSaint, hope everything goes to plan!

A light fixture fell off the ceiling and was inches from landing on a small row of people's heads. If it wouldn't have killed them, it would have cause serious damage. Quite a frightening thought actually.

Jackanackanory!

Just for the record, that's not what I've thought of him, that's how his performances have come across on the match threads on here. Nobody's ever mentioned him having a terrible game, but when he's not had a great game it's been down to the fact he just didn't do anything too spectacular. As I said, I'm very happy with him resigning.

Chris Sutton used to share a toothbrush with his pet dog, Clover, as he thought this was some sort of good luck ritual before match days. He has since given Clover his own toothbrush since the final day of the 2002/03 season, however.

Thing is, though, as much as his form somewhat dipped quite a lot since the start of the season, I haven't really heard/seen him have a 'bad' game as such, just incredibly anonymous/bland.

I'm very happy with that. He can be very handy on a good day, hopefully he'll be a bit more consistent next season though.

Hopefully not the English teaching.

Lee McCulloch dismisses reports of signing for St Mirren at the end of the season.

f**k them. I can't help but think that a good portion of these Leicester fans attending the games and gloating on social media etc couldn't have given a flying shite about them around Christmas last year. I won't argue that they'll be no different than any other club going through such unexpected success, but still, f**k them. Undoubtedly. I don't/didn't have anything against Leicester before their recent success but this collective tugging over them is tiresome as f**k and they haven't even won anything yet.

No.