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Phone companies rarely do tell you when contracts finish etc. They're really cunty like that.

I'm pretty sure that's how I'll end up letting it go. Either that or a day out where anything you can eat is a KFC or something.

A girl has just posted a photo of herself. One of those photos where they're just standing in front of their mirror. But she used her iPad, it looks fucking ridiculous.

I've not eaten meat for a good couple of weeks now, I might just keep it going for a while.

Okay so there's this guy on my facebook who is the biggest gloryhunter I know. He lives in Dunfermline but he only supports Man Utd. The only Man utd game he has ever been to was that time they played Dunfermline at EEP in a meaningless pre-season friendly 2 years ago; the biggest star there was probably Darren Gibson. Anyway he only posts about the games that are on Sky Sports, yet he continues to claim that he's a die-hard, loyal, lifelong United supporter, and it seriously gets on my tits. He alo posts the scorer of any Utd goal in capital letters with a love heart after it, it frustrates me so fucking much. And then when they got beat, 18 minutes ago.. PLEASING.

Turn over to Jeremy Kyle now on ITV2. There is a woman with an orange suede tracksuit tucked into her socks. It's... pretty stunning.

I genuinely would have believed someone if they'd told me that it was half 5 right now, my body clock is absolutely fucked.

f**k off and get on with the paint things.

There you go Matty.

What a fucking penis. I owe you for that.

P&B's infamous poster, John Obi Mikey.

I know far too many people like this, gets on my tits.

To determine whether you're a paedo or not; Did you ask what class she'll be in at 2 O'Clock tomorrow?

I'm sure I've heard that slogan somewhere else too.

Dunfermline game is off, 'am no a happy chappy.

Surely some sort of record? It's the OP from the Free L4L thread.

Got to choose between Kilmarnock at home this weekend, and Hearts away next week, as one of those Saturdays will be taken up for Christmas shopping.

Anyone who doesn't like Branston pickle out a jar is just weird.

Yeah, feel like.

FUCKING BURN IT YA c**t.

GIUY

Is it actually snowing in Scotland? I don't mean the mountains etc.

Stevenage have had a poor start to the season but I think we can go for triple promotion. Edited for being an illiterate twat.

Either way, Tam is a legend for having 10 pints in a day. There seems to be a big deal about the fact that Christmas is this month. Everyone's been talking about the fucking thing since October.