well fan for life

In an alternate reality he scores when he went 1-on-1 with the keeper against Rangers at the start of the season and goes on to score 10 before Christmas. Just never worked out for him here. Shame really, because he was a good player in a fucking atrocious ICT team the season before.

I cannot get enough conference calls in my life. Honourable mentions to: I've got a hard stop at 1400. Can everybody not speaking go on mute. Sorry my other call ran over. I'm at a point where I think people arrange conference calls to justify their job. The number of 45 minute conference calls I've been on recently that could have been a 10 minute chat without all the bullshit makes my mind boggle.

Conference calls are the worst. Some classic's of the genre: I'm conscious of the time. Let's take that offline. I will give you 10 minutes back. I'll take an action on that. My absolute pet hate is when people dial in late to a call and whoever is hosting stops every 30 seconds to say "who's just joined?".

I am way behind on this so I'm cracking through it on iPlayer. The full english breakfast inside an egg shell is an affront to fry ups and should have resulted in immediate expulsion from the competition.

A long term deal for Kipré is very good business. He's still in his first professional season and apart from a couple of errors has been outstanding. The 1-1 draw with Celtic in November was absolutely heroic stuff. I expect us to get a few bids in the summer for him, so I'd imagine this is just to ensure we're getting serious dough for him. Also remember Allan Campbell is signed up until 2021 and that's just fucking delightful. He's more than just a wrecking ball these days, he's up supporting the strikers as well as breaking up play. One of my favourite players to watch in years.

No idea. It's been floating around for months. If he does I'll likely burst in to tears in the stand.

I'm hearing rumours he does backflips when he scores.

I'd rather see us start the youth players and see how they get on. This subbing them on with <10 minutes to go is absolutely pointless as they'll not even get a touch of the ball.

I'm assuming the Trialist will go no further.

Sorry lads. Just catching up.

We are quite clearly looking for a big bid for Kipré in the summer, but the way the club is going about it is clever. International call up, stats to back it up. I think people occasionally forget that a year ago he had never played a game of professional football. He’s undoubtedly got the attributes to play at a high level. I just hope we get to see the big man hammer home a header and go tonto before the season is out. Edit: I see Ciftci and Kipré were at the Edinburgh City game. Fully invested in a sitcom of those two.

I think this series is alright. Methadone Mick is fucking woeful, though. Get him in the bin.

The first rule of training with Motherwell Football Club...

So in recent months we've had a broken leg, a fractured eye socket and a fractured kneecap in training. It must be like the fucking Thunderdome in there.

It's not as good as the old series, but it has made me laugh out loud in both episodes. So it's an improvement on a lot of other sitcoms that float around now.

Disappointing. Anichebe, Main & Bowman would be lethal. Like, literally lethal. We'll be stepping over bodies on the way off the park.

Looking forward to us finishing the season with Nasri, Chamakh & Victor Anichebe lifting the Scottish Cup.

I reckon Pokemon and Metroid will both be 2019 releases. Unfortunately between now and then I’ll just need to play Dark Souls, Mario Tennis, Super Smash Bros, Hyrule Warriors... God damn, it’s a shite state of affairs.

Smash Bros on Switch is glorious. I’ve been waiting on this day.

There is somewhere but I'm yet to see it in full. 2:52 in this video shows it. I, personally, wish it was available because I'm in the background about to go fucking tonto.

Bloodborne was great but, I won't lie, I fucking hated it at times. A few of the bosses genuinely had me switch off the console and leave it for about a week.

I was frozen to the spot while it was in the air. Had utterly convinced myself it was dropping on to the roof of the net. Then when it hit the back of the net I absolutely lost my shit.

I'd agree with the technique. In the slow motion clip you can actually see him prolong his step so he can meet it perfectly. An outstanding goal and it capped off what was one of his best performances for me. But Moult lobbing the 'keeper from 25 yards? You could have cut diamonds off my stauner when that hit the back of the net.

The goal against Aberdeen is underrated. It's Cadden at his absolute best with the strength and pace to beat his man, but then to finish that when the ball is effectively behind him is something special.

I envision it in the gap between the south and main stand. Standing tall like Colossus of Rhodes. If Colossus of Rhodes nutmegged Dougie Imrie and came on in the play offs because we were taking the piss.