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He was getting death threats and all sorts I'm sure. It was a fuckin belter of a tweet though.

Tickets bought for the mighty Goldie Lookin Chain in Audio In Glasgow on 18 July. You fuckin knows it.

Looks like Stephen Fry.

Warburtons is your answer.

Sounds nice but it's nowhere near light.

That's baws. They'll do it if you are 30.

Stanley Odd in Broadcast tonight.

This.

Carbonara doesn't have cream.

Prodigy feat Sleaford Mods - Ibiza. Belter.

Not half. Mitch the bouncer. Haha. Fuckin hell.

Ooft.

Got this done a few years ago. The initial jabs in the baws are the worst. It was sore for a few days afterwards (like I'd been toed in the baws) but that disappeared after a few days. Know a guy who got it done and had some horrendous problems. He was in agony as soon as the anaesthetic wore off and was given strong painkillers. This pain lasted 2 weeks and the poor guy was bed ridden. He eventually called an emergency doctor. As soon as the doc saw his sack,he called an ambulance. The ambulance came and when the guy got up to get into the ambulance, his sack and balls just fell off. Horrendous. This never happened but hopefully it has managed to scare a few folk. It's genuinely not that bad.

They're not bad at all.

Was talking about this the other day. Anyone who wears skinny jeans is a bellend.

Fuckin hell. What a bellend.

So far this year got Sleaford Mods, Stanley Odd and Hector Bizerk.

Dime Mini Eggs. Ooft ya c**t.

Hector Bizerk at Tuts in June.

What about Adidas Saville's. They only come in junior sizes.

Adidas could make it easier by just calling them "Adidas Beast" or "Adidas Paedo".

RIP Kermit.

Liking them.

Tickets for Sleaford Mods in the Art School in October bought today. Can't fuckin wait.

Aye, all very good. Although, from Twitter, it appears Loki is on a bit of a downward spiral.