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  1. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Never caught these live but watching them today. Funny as f**k.
  2. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Dnt thnk s. Jst ppl bng cnts.
  3. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    That sounds amazing.
  4. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    There was one lying in a puddle in Motherwell for a few days. I had a look at it every day as it slowly turned into fox soup.
  5. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    The dregs are the c***s who are bulk buying.
  6. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Most local shops have pasta, toilet rolls etc. This virus is certainly outing the utter dregs of society.
  7. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Aye, it comes in clear bottles sometimes. I thought it was a bottle of Miller tonight though.
  8. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    They really can’t take getting beat.
  9. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Boooooooo
  10. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Shut the f**k up. You were all ready to criticise him for not signing. He’s now signed and you’re still moaning.
  11. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Guess you’ll be keeping quiet now.
  12. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Just ripping you. Take the sedative from what everyone else is saying and hope you get on ok.
  13. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Nowhere near as bad. The only weird bit was watching the screen when it was taking a biopsy of my colon. That was weird. Still had a wee chug about it though.
  14. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Exactly what I got told. Didn’t want to scare the guy who was asking (hopefully he’ll just skip this post). It was like getting held down and a snake being forced down your throat. All the time they’re trying to suck the vomit out your mouth/throat with a Hoover. I still have nightmares about it.
  15. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    I was told that getting the sedation was pointless. I think I may have been lied to.
  16. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Aye, out of the 2, the colonoscopy was the “easier”.
  17. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    It’s not nice but the nurses etc are very helpful and put your mind at ease. I’ll certainly not be auditioning for any remake of Deep Throat.
  18. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    What a lot of utter shite
  19. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Considered this today but f**k giving those c***s £29.
  20. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Because stupid fuckin Americans.
  21. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Are you threatening me?
  22. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Irn Bru can s my d. Arseholes.
  23. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    This is utter stupidity. Check it out.
  24. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    There does seem to be a rise in the number of wee dicks hanging about.
  25. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Saw a Ross County fan crossing the Clyde at the new Barclays building today. Daft c**t was only wearing his Ross County top on his top half. Hope he gets pneumonia and Coronavirus.
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