Salt n Vinegar

Gastric band?

Have you seen his 'egg in the bath' contribution to "Would I Lie to You"?

It's ok. I heard on the radio earlier today that apparently the Greeks have made a magnanimous gesture of goodwill to Britain in the shape of a beautiful gift. An enormous wooden horse has been delivered to Downing Street.

Quite surprised that the cycling lobby haven't protested about that TBH.

Fair play to Aberdeen. They played well and we were lucky to come away with a point. My prediction of 1-1 was spot on, but disgusted that Cadwell wasn't booked. I had that as a double with Tav to score... can't rely on anything these days.

At the risk of repeating myself... I suppose it depends on who it is and what they are wearing... Also, ideally, not being jaked at 7.30 a.m.

On the way back, she cuddled with Jack and opened a bottle of cider.

Aberdeen in full "seethe" mode. Quite right. Goldson obviously cheated, forcing his jersey into the Aberdeen player's fist like that.

Aberdeen fans seem pretty confident about today. Clearly the milky bars will be on them, as they'll be cleaning up at the bookies with a home win being 13/2 at the moment. The way things seem to play out, when Celtic drop points we seem to find it difficult to capitalise... probably end up 1-1 today. Best bet of the day probably Cantwell to be booked.

Certainly agree on the early morning airport pints. I can't recall ever seeing folk down a couple of them and immediately think "I really hope they're sitting close to me on the flight." As for the twerking, I suppose it depends on who it is and what they are wearing...

Sorry about the lack of a photo, but will there be a compo claim arising from this story? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/nov/24/met-police-shoot-dead-armed-man-who-said-he-wanted-to-kill-himself "Met police shoot dead armed man who said he wanted to kill himself".

Kings of Fife indeed. Well done Rovers!

Whichever one turns up, he/she/them/it better bring a REAL map of the middle east so that the respective nutters who both claim to know what's "theirs" can be 'kin well telt.

If we start having religious discrimination in the allocation of bus shelters, does that mean that atheists like me have to stand out in the p!ssing rain? I'll be demanding compo for that!

Owen money. (Thought I'd join in, but, as with many things in life, I have no idea what's going on....)

"Witches".

It's probably a statutory notice stating that he's applied for a drinks licence.

I was wondering if 30p Lee deserved a thread of his own, but decided against it. In the whacky world of Britain's leading contender for the annual "Da of the year" competition, he makes a strong title challenge with this... "Tory deputy chairman Lee Anderson has called for asylum seekers to be sent to remote Scottish islands if the government’s Rwanda deportation plan fails. The controversial MP called for those arriving in the UK via small boats to be housed on the Orkney Islands, which he said would be “perfect” for people fleeing persecution. Asked about reports the Home Office had considered sending migrants to the Falkland Islands as a backup to the Rwanda scheme, Mr Anderson said it was “a bit far to go” and “not fair on the islanders”. Edit... Apologies... Article source https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lee-anderson-tory-rwanda-asylum-rishi-sunak-b2451600.html

Eh? Have you met the public!?

Wee dude should be demanding compensation from his parents. They built up his hopes without checking out that it was ok!

Interesting outcome. However part of me considers that rather than being "excusable", it could well be considered "mandatory"

If the Chancer of the Exchequer has headroom in the budget he should improve public services rather than cut tax. As to voting intentions... would tax cuts make me vote Tory? Ermm ..... No, no 'king way. If he's opposed to public spending and simply refuses to use the "headroom" to improve public services, as an alternative he could always take a quick look at the national debt which AIUI is over £2,500 billion.

Don't forget air freshener. All the beer and the spicy curries might represent a biohazard.

Anyway, let's get right intae thae Norwegian imposters!

When folk see families of e.g. Newcastle United fans heading off on their summer holidays wearing their "away" strip, then heading home in their "home" strip, apparently they think 'aw, look, isn't that clever? Me? I think "w@nk£rs"!