Salt n Vinegar

He put himself under pressure.

Cunning ploy. Have one of your own players distract the defence by falling over than have someone else smack it into the net ..

Borderline.... Cue drum roll....

Oops

Wouldn't surprise me if Celtic win this. Hearts seem to be overcomplicating their build up play.

Come on Hearts... You know what must be done. You need 3 points, don't you?

There appears to be the hint of a suggestion in your post that unionist politicians may be a tad misleading in respect of issues relating to Scotland's future. Surely such a thing is out of the question!

I tend not to put too much faith in opinion polls, but given the binfire of publicity the SNP have had for a while now, I hadn't expected to see this... From the Scotsman a day or so ago... "The Scottish Conservatives have slipped to their lowest vote share in the polls since Liz Truss was Prime Minister as they gather for their party conference starting today. New polling by Survation, for communications agency Quantum Communications, has the Tories on just 15 per cent, compared to the SNP on 38 per cent and Scottish Labour on 33 per cent." Not much evidence of tens of thousands switching from SNP to Tory and the SNP still ahead of the Labour branch office.

At least he wasn't left with egg on his face.

With our compo faces thread, we have no shortage of photos of arseholes already.

What's the arrow on the badge meant to represent? To the observer, it's pointing to the right. To the wearer, it's pointing to the left. What a confused bunch.

Is that not the final testing phase for the Fife Centre Half Factory? Respect for surviving that!

Spontaneous combustion? Lightning? Space lasers?

I think I speak for many people when I say "Yaaas". That is all.

Any videos available?

I thought I read somewhere that Truss had also been de-whipped, but can't see anything online this morning. Maybe it was just wishful thinking.

Straight to the 50p basket in bookshops. Possibly also handy if you have a really wobbly table leg. Same goes for the book.

Time for a mercy killing here. This is verging on cruelty.

What a finish.

I always thought it would take some effort for any political speech in the United States of America to make Sarah Palin seem sane, but trust good old Liz to nip across the pond and knock it out the park.

Douglas Adams got there first with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Just re-read that... Could need a visit by Kenneth...

I mean, wow. It was hardly the assault by the loony right on the American Capitol building after Donny the Diddy had his backside handed to him by the electorate, was it? From the look of them the "protestors" probably brought flasks of tea and some nice wee sandwiches. The terror!

Yet there are still folk around (who seemingly are allowed to use scissors without supervision) who seem to think that Scotland's interests are best served by being under the government of the day at Westminster.

It is not the job of the Speaker of the House of Commons to avoid potential embarrassment for the Labour Party. As a pal of mine put it last night... "That, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't f#ck about with procedures." According to LBC, 50 MPs have now signed the motion calling for Hoyle's head. IMO he has to go.

Somebody is going to make a fortune in the rebuilding of Gaza. Something tells me it won't be the Palestinians.