marie osmond

History would tell u there’s not much chance of beating either of us in a final though eh?

Great day yesterday. Top singsong in The Unboarded Up Snug before the game between the Killie and United fans. Always found them to be good guys. f**k knows what goes wrong over the road.

Aw c’mon. U know ur not allowed to say that. Ur supposed to say ‘I think we should play a reserve team, lie down and let Dundee Utd tire themselves out as the league is more important, And don’t even consider that u can actually do both. It’s the rules.

I agree.

Steven McLean is probably the most detested referee amongst Killie fans. He has shat on us on so many occasions that Steve Clarke brought it up and as a result his ex-Killie player dad Stuart withdrew contact with anyone at Rugby Park. To be fair this all happened in the top-flight so u might have missed it.

Plenty of pubs full of Killie fans to attack but they chose one that wasn’t. I wonder why?

It’s open again.

Jesus son are u daft? Syringe for lugs required.

Aye that’ll be why he knocked them back when they came calling.

Certainly no chance of it ever being an Ayr result in Europe. Forever In Our Shadow.

You mean the one that weren’t interested in managing Rangers when asked or another one?

So if you win the title this year you won't accept the cup as its not a "major trophy" and it won't be in your list of honors????? If we win the league this year we will have finished 13th in Scotland. We celebrate finishing 1st be it league or cup. U should try it sometime.

Great work young man. Youngsters nowadays eh??

Night night lad. Keep the faith. The ‘hub’ looks good. One bus from The Ship. See u on the 11th.

Wacky Races is also good. U tube it. Just tell the driver to turn left. Again.

No tears here my country cousin. A challenge to win this league awaits. We welcome it. How’s life down ur way?

Oh son u have no idea. Germany, France, Czech Republic, Norway, Bosnia etc. Fantastic times never to be forgotten. The closest ur lads have got was when ur gaffer ‘Mr Gordon Dalziel’ got a wee phone call from the troops in the square at Olomouc. No doubt at ur pre-season camp circa Ardeer. There’s a shadow there young man and u wil forever be in it.

Stay safe son. Stay up. Fester away like u’ve done for well….ever. Leave the Scottish Cup/League Cup winning to us. Ask ur maw to take u to Europe. It’s a nice place. Stick Spongebob on. Spongebob’s good.

Bedtime p***k. The bucky doing its stuff.

They’re getting mouthy south of Symington aren’t they.

The other alternative of course is to go to the game.

I would.

Great trip. Fitba not so good. Well Killie anyway. Lucky to get a point against a good Arbroath side. Good wee pub crawl before and after the game. Some cracking boozers and friendly locals. Bring on February!!!

Thanks for the info mate. Will be up and boozing for 2pm so 2.30am might be pushing it. Do a duet with u to Paper Roses on the karaoke if ur in.