Dee Dee

Perty at throbbers.

Throbbers got an empty!

Tidy. B) You get the voddy. Eh'll bring uncle chick.

Keep it simple.

Sorted that for you, KB8.

KBD2

Behave, KB. It's considered, nothing more than, mild banter in West Ferry.

Hahahaha. Yer on, I can still take 5 minutes off from my taxiing. Eh'll be there. Eta pooh sticks aff the Tay brig again? 8 bells works for me.

Oi, that's harsh, and not at all fair. Deeboy=DhavieBhoy

Foreskin.

One more large intake, then curb away.

Ok, fair enough. My bad How large are these big beers, throbber? I don't think they'll be enough, even wi a bottle o red. Try an old Jocky favourite. The Derry Oot, 8 tins o mcewans export and a half bottle o OVD.

Four bottles of beer? To hell wi that! Ching and (an litre bottle o) voddy. If yer gonna dae it, dae it richt.

The jockey walked away wi f**k all wrong wi him. Watch the slow motion the c**t jumps aff the horse, he fucking meant it! I'd be absolutely livid if I had money in it. Livid!

Snow the now.

Knew I'd seen something similar, before.

Old news, I know, but the boy almost lands his somersault. http://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2015/apr/02/amateur-jockey-fall-wincanton-video

You'll get a fistful of dankes, I'm sure.

Suppose you could commence, over exaggerated, digit warm up exercises on the approach. To really put the fear, of a blasting, up them. Although, I would strongly advise against carrying out such an act on the dr barnardos wifie, in the high street.I dinna think that would end well at aw. Nope, absolutely not. Eta I think you might get away with it in Switzerland.

f**k that. I find the best way to deter charity muggers, is to make aggressive eye contact with them on your approach. 99/100 they will look away as you reach the tin shoogle, their intended kill zone. The 1/100 will shite themselves and give you some cheenge. A definite Dundee 1 untied 0 scenario, IMO. Try it, ehm telling yeh.

#govalidateyourself Would be my reply.

FTFY

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In my neutral opinion. Whitfield>>>Arbroath>>>Peterhead Happy?