Dee Dee

Ken, it got so bad the gypsies fucked off. It's no often I bevy on a school night. What I mean is, I'm here infrequently but try the soup it really is to die for.

My Blair(gowrie) speak is a bit rusty. But I heard. Snottering jeezus ged that moichers chorrying aw oor birds shannus ged Ged dear ged shannus ged Ged

Good spot, Mozza. The ill fitting t shirt does resemble Burts vest.

Wheesht. Ehm no gay or onythin like that, but eh think you cerry it well. I would never o kent, ken? Ah that metters, at the end o the day. Is that you punch yer ain whecht. If yeh kin dae that, an ehm adressing ah the Derry here, we'll keep the hi-viz vest donning, drink their tea oota jeely jars, east o dobbies tree dwellers in their rightful place. What we getting up tae this weekend, pal? Eh've still got a pillae case o loose cheenge.

No can do. As I'll be travelling doon the road at that time, I'm coming down wi man flu and I'm two stone, at least, overweight. Apologies for coming across as a time waster but I felt it was good manners to reply and inform you of my situation. Thank you.

If you don't shite, you die.

No arguments from me, regarding previous nominations. Id like to add. Scots in Europe

Aardvarks c**t

Eh, defo. 1st purchase has to be a black tshirt, wi a white skull on it.

Have you ever, dared, to take a squinty at the ammies forum? Ooooosha. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'll answer your question. In simple terms, they show the blood as blue, on the Fanny pad commercials, to appease those of noble birth, the royal family. If you were to watch the same commercial in, say France or the USA, the blood is red. As they have no royal family to worry about. You're welcome.

Fork handles?

FTFY

Kevin & Perry, probably the greatest film soundtrack ever.

Goodbye, Mister Chips

Some light reading, for the naysayers. http://batteryuniversity.com/learn/article/charging_lithium_ion_batteries

Good. Thank you.

Do the clocks go toward tonight?

This all hinges on one question. How big was the carry out? Number of Tins/ bottles/ other. Brand of drink. Type. Thank you.