Dee Dee
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I'd plump for Dawn French, tbh. Eta. Hawking would get the nod, an aw. It's no as if it's a speaking role, is it?
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I've got this. Spray the pebbles with undiluted white vinegar. Leave for a couple of hours. So best you pick a nice day for it. Then rinse off with water. The pebbles! If that doesn't work. Aggressive eye contact. Bleach. Fingering, as equally aggressive as the eye contact)
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You'll get no arguments from me.
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That's fucking howling. Use a spoiler if you're gonna post shite, like that, in future. Sakes.
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BEAR A FRADE!
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All packed away and the boys are in bed. No doubt it'll be out again tomorrow, so I'll take some pics then. I Ken fine what you're insinuating, Dave. However, I'll do my upmost to mould you a play doh lingerie set the morn. Happy wi that?
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Fixed that autocorrect for you.
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Ehm playing wi play doh. #bigfun Eta wi my twins, of course.
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It's tempting but I need a change from the old routine. Best suggestion, so far though.
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Nah, I need to do something different and my webcams fucked.
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I don't want to come across all negative, but no. That's a shite idea. Thank you for the suggestion though.
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It's been done, Mozz. I need originality in my life.
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Who can name the band & song that was sampled for this classic? Clue. Howling 80's.
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I'm bored.
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^^^ Moz kens. Moz kens fine, iy.
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I believe you get the best dunt by placing them underneath your eyelids. HTH Deebo
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Three screwdrivers and a broken bog seat? Pfffft, amateurs. I would've have had her out in 30 seconds. Tin of Stella, a cigarette, a patsy and a claw hammer. Macguyver has f**k all on me.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Dee Dee replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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Aggressive eye contact, then, equally, aggressive fingering. Hey presto! No more awkwardness. You're welcome.
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A common misconception, Rimbo, so I'll go easy on you. IKEA vouchers is street slang for pubes. Double Dee
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Chris, on Tipping Point, is a bit of a whacky chap.
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Are the Beeb showing the Paedo Pool World Championship Final?
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Although. Has a better ring to it.
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^^^Never a truer word spoken.
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Steady, Sarge. You nearly dropped a bollock. I'll put it down to lack of concentration.
