HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Superb!! Andy Brundlecunt

For being minted the royals all have shocking teeth.

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He'll be at home watching meerkat Manor, especially if Gywneth is making nuggets for tea.

"Hello, yes, I wonder if you can help me, I ordered the large radiator from your catalogue and it seems to be a lot smaller than in the picture "

I mean, I'm not saying we're directly responsible for her death, but still, makes you think.

f**k me I kid you not, was looking through a box of records earlier today and had found this

Wonder Boy Joe and Mac caveman ninja Pit Fighter

"What are the Outa Hebrideez"

Not Monkey Alan is it??

Seen comment earlier that the atmosphere was shite cause you could hear the players, was this guy watching the same game?? Just rewatching it now and it sounded even better on TV than it did being there! For all the crowd wanking could barely hear a peep from Falkirk all game. There will be more real passion in that two sets of fans yesterday than in all the plastics and glory hunting mutants today, that for sure.

Your just a suburb of Stirling!! back in your box

Tuck it between your legs and get the horse talk to f**k boys.

No vaseline.

Looks like some lords bannerman from Game of Thrones.

The Aldi in Inverness allready has a massive bottle recycle hut ready to go in the car park. German efficiency for ya.

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Said it here before and I'll say it again. Frisps. End of.

Me-lager, you-lager, finchy-lager, your dad-lager, sometimes cider.

Spot?

f**k off you absolute snooze fest.

My mum's house was in culloden and she used to rent out spare room to students from the forestry college in Balloch. The amount of c***s, mostly from the central belt, who would refuse to believe the pronunciation was different from the one down the road was staggering. Also see Avoch on the black Isle. Pronounced Och, and not even on a fucking island.

Stop or my mom will shoot. Or demolition man.