HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

The Aldi in Inverness allready has a massive bottle recycle hut ready to go in the car park. German efficiency for ya.

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Said it here before and I'll say it again. Frisps. End of.

Me-lager, you-lager, finchy-lager, your dad-lager, sometimes cider.

Spot?

f**k off you absolute snooze fest.

My mum's house was in culloden and she used to rent out spare room to students from the forestry college in Balloch. The amount of c***s, mostly from the central belt, who would refuse to believe the pronunciation was different from the one down the road was staggering. Also see Avoch on the black Isle. Pronounced Och, and not even on a fucking island.

Stop or my mom will shoot. Or demolition man.

Bloody beaker people, coming over here, with their hand made containers to hold liquids in. Bloody beaker people, tssss.

Maybe tastes better to them than water that's been treated with chloride or whatever it is they use?

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

If she does, I'd be getting the locks changed. f**k that rat sniffing around the house when she knows your out.

First vet visit for the wee tattie bean pie. Everything good, no probs going in. Bang on the top weight for her, 17kgs. Such a good wee girl, her recall is amazing. I can walk her along roads off leash now, if a car cones ill tell her to sit and she does immediately. Really scored with this little rescue, she is absolutely no bother at all, just a happy, bouncy wee nugget!

Can we get back to slagging Tam, thanks lads.

What a puce faced, spam headed wee loser.

He'll be getting brown brouge football boots made now just incase.

It's the eyes. You can always tell by the eyes.

Died in his sleep at 32, fell asleep with the chip pan on.

They mink its all over, it is now-his pants.

f**k off absolute borefest.

Yeah, it's brilliant, we get to hear him clearly not giving a f**k about the game he's watching. He's a fucking ham coloured tubestake of human being.

Better - White dug shite, it was easier to see. Colours - Everyone wore brown, mustard or beige.

16cms long but may have shrunk with age, we all know that feeling eh fellas.

Why are protestants called Proddys and not Prottys?