HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Good reference sir.

There'd be puddles getting drank out of left, right and centre!

I'm exhausted recently and really need to de stress myself, so have booked a weekend away on Krakow. Could any body recommend anything for me to do that would alow me to feel the adrenalin again? Much appreciated, thanks.

I mind going to buy a washing up tub in Tesco. Denied as it wasn't deemed essential. I just papped all my shopping into it and walked out with it, f**k doing the dishes in the sink like some sort of 1950s housewife.

Bar that, nothing much tho?

A year last Wednesday for me. Never thought that would be possible.

"Chose you're free gift" - Spiked knuckle dusters or a house key knife for f**k sake man. Both would get you fucked over here, mental.

All the bourgeoisie do.

Can't wipe Frey Bentos of a cloth one m8.

Anyone ever seen conkers like these?( sit down Kenneth) And I don't want to hear about wee hands, or Jeremy Beadles wanking claw or anything like that .

Dinner at 8am and a couple of beers? Aye why not. Pyjama bottoms on for most of the day? Wire on. Drive from Fochabers to Nairn on the wrong side of the road for pretty much the whole way cause there's not a soul at all out? You betcha. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

You're eating spaghetti......linguine.....whatever.

Nick of this

He does beat you though, mentally, and with his hands, and with his fists?

Was his name not based on a special needs kids school or something? Fucking wrong un.

I'm a forester, I'm I allowed?

Wee hoors been in and out the van minute the doors open

Damn good album. Fond memories of the old boy blasting it in the car as a youth!

A man who made a concept album from the point of view of an autistic disabled computer genius young boy from the Welsh Valleys, who speaks via a computer to an American radio station as he's hacking the world's nuclear missile computers and about to start WW3? Who'da thunk it!

Wrap that up your hoop Willie Miller.

Yes you did. You said she was a knuckle head, and she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head. Then you stomped on Gerrards foot.