A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb crying
A passerby asks “ what’s up ?”
The old man moans “ Im 93 married to a 23 year old Swedish swim wear model who wants sex twice before breakfast , once again at lunch , once before tea and sucks me off just before bedtime “
Passerby says “ what’s your problem ?”
The old man says “ I can’t f**king remember where I live !! “