Can tell you right now if Hearts won the Scottish Premiership/league without Rangers and Celtic, despite living in a country that thinks fitba is for women, I'd be incommunicado for at least three days.
"oh but there's an asterisk beside it!"
Sound you fucking nerd. Was there an asterisk beside the first title that didn't have St Bernards in the league? Third Lanark? Queen's Park?
Away and f**k yourself.