Mark Connolly

My understanding is that this week's win bonus is a hot shower, but they need to bring their own shower gel.

I very much doubt that he was a Rangers fan. Probably a Chelsea fan who had bought a Rangers shirt and travelled all the way up just to make Rangers look bad

I still have a horrible feeling that Rangers will be saved by some Jelly, Ice Cream and popcorn magnate

Everytime I see posts like this, I think of

So Rangers have laid off two staff members and given no other info since going into admin. Portsmouth have been laying off people left, right and centre, and today this. Am I alone in wishing the Pompey admin team were in Govan?

UNESCO? Presumably if they are getting shafted, the UN will be sending in a Task Force...

Season tickets for any grounds Rangers still have to visit could be made valid for the "charity" match against AC Milan as compensation. The question is - is one season ticket game too much to give up to point and laugh at Rangers?

My point was more that a win for HMRC on this case would open the floodgates, and one would suspect that West Ham (and possibly Birmingham) might be amongst many other teams they would go after, therefore he could find himself liable for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig tax bill

Sounds like a guy who knows exactly what he is talking about, and has a case of brown trousers! Odds on Mascherano, Tevez et al having had EBTs at West Ham?

As opposed to the revenue already lost by United, Dunfermline, etc which they have failed to pay?

So it's a toothless barstewards/cannae be ersed with the work situation rather than genuine concern for employees etc. Cleared up now - ta!

On the early payment of prize money - what's the point? Is it not just delaying the inevitable?

Thought it was Twelfth Night?

Just a quick point on the so-called "Blue Knights". King and Murray were on the board when it became apparent that the jobby was about to reach the air conditioning unit, then conveniently resigned when Craig Whyte took over, and now allegedly want to retake control. So Rangers fans are holding out hope that two of the guys who started all the trouble suddenly have the money to get them out of it . It has left me of the opinion that either a) King and Murray are full of it; or b) it was their plan all along, and Craig Whyte has been dropped right in it! (although he is dodgy as hell too)

"Fine" is an interesting choice of word. "Still there" would probably be more appropriate

If they do go this week, or at any point before the split, does that mean a top 6 and bottom 5 or vice versa?

No decent news since breakfast, they beat Caley, and tomorrow is Monday. This is not a Beautiful Sunday

Just had a text from a mate in the midlands suggesting Uncle Walter turned down the Wolves job due to him potentially being in the sh*t over thre EBTs - anyone else heard this? Pinch of salt required too of course - mate supports Wolves and the other half of the Glasgow divide...

"my last eoro game was urinea" Either a spelling mistake, or a subtle suggestion that Rangers' European form has been pish

Rewriting history and deluding yourself into it being true - not off-topic, just a perfect impression of a Rangers fan!

I have just had the following thought, hopefully someone will be able to confirm whether it is true or false. We have the possibility, if Rangers are liquidated AFTER the split, of the team that is top of the bottom 6 having more points than the team that is bottom of the top 6, where there are actually only 5? If someone could also uncross my eyes, that would be magic!

Possibly new fees and penalties for this month

Perhaps Dundee United could attempt to start a new British league by inviting all the teams who don't owe them money? Anyone interested?

Is the latest Ticketus revelation the equivalent of going into Greggs and buying a sandwich with a tenner you nicked out of their till?

Expect Whyte to hold a press conference tomorrow - arriving with his ashes still on his head