Mark Connolly

Trolled by their own advertising. Magnificent!

So they decided to disrupt the cup final, but then remembered they were boycotting all things SFA so didn't bother?

Let's be honest - we don't help by being total WUMs when naming new places. East and West Kilbride, anyone?

So they can say "One overly harsh decision by the SFA killed Rangers", rather than admitting the truth.

If you can't afford one, can I recommend holding off on paying your tax for a bit, and then only paying the first installment? Can't think where I got that idea

I'm working that day too - I just thought them dying on the Queen's special day would be magic!

5th of June would be great - Queen's Diamond Jubilee holiday.

I can sort of see Traynor's point. If Rangers manage to sneak back in any guise, everyone will forget that Traynor's Airdrie United actually have no connection whatsoever to Traynor's Airdrieonians. Of course I may be giving him too much credit...

Her Majesty's Roman Catholics?

You are - if you think, you are.

Says it all that his nearest challenger has been Jim Spence

Green, Whyte, "Family", Rangers. Now I'm not one to jump to conclusions, one of those words doesn't seem to fit...

What percentage of the 20 need to be deemed fit and proper to own a Scottish football club?

I've said this before on this thread (several hundred pages ago). When Celtic were about to go to the wall, their fans stepped up, as did Motherwell, Dundee, etc. I'm sure United fans would do the same. Rangers fans have been doing their best Nero impressions.

I hope Charles Green is aware of the stress the next few days will bring

Surely no CVA has been agreed? The media, and the bidders, like to report it as "This bid will involve a CVA" rather than the more accurate "This bid will involve a CVA, subject to the agreement of the creditors"

Bad guys in the last two James Bond films. Given the government being involved and all the shady dealings, I can imagine Judi Dench on the phone telling the boys to get in there and sort it out

Still reckon Animal will get involved somehow.

Grand Slam Champions in rugby? I agree.

Chick with hopefully prophetic words during a chat with Craigan about outstaying your welcome - "My time may have come"

Sandy Jardine seems to now have a ridiculously high profile - does he have a book out or is he just a c*nt? Obviously option c may be the case too

And if you put a cemetry in there, you could sell houses to people who wanted to spend the rest of their lives dancing on Rangers' grave(s).

C*nt and C*nter...sorry, Traynor and Young said that on Sportsound too.

Age differences?