Mark Connolly

"Graham Speirs in defending SDM Shocker!!!!!"

Prince Albert of Monaco??????????????????????????? This is mental!

Agreed. To avoid all arguments, just award everything to United. Thanks.

Campbell Ogilvie? What a coincidence - the President of the SFA is called Campbell Ogilvie

Let's be honest, them being cheated barstewards and owing the tax man millions hasn't been enough to kill them so far, and I don't have any silver bullets handy, so might as well give it a crack!

I'm starting to become more desperate by the day. In Peter Pan, they say every time you say you don't believe in fairies, a fairy dies. I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers, I don't believe in Rangers,

I predict that, even in this scenario, they will somehow dig deep to beat Motherwell

Doncaster has a face I would genuinely never tire of punching. Should the unlikely happen, however, I am sure there would be an orderly queue to take over.

Not 100% sure, but my understanding is that it must...

I, for one, am delighted to get away from the on-field stuff and return to hearing about how we need Rangers and they deserve special treatment, etc.

Who's brave enough to suggest that the ball in the famous Rangers origin story was stitched by a nun?

Trolled by their own advertising. Magnificent!

So they decided to disrupt the cup final, but then remembered they were boycotting all things SFA so didn't bother?

Let's be honest - we don't help by being total WUMs when naming new places. East and West Kilbride, anyone?

So they can say "One overly harsh decision by the SFA killed Rangers", rather than admitting the truth.

If you can't afford one, can I recommend holding off on paying your tax for a bit, and then only paying the first installment? Can't think where I got that idea

I'm working that day too - I just thought them dying on the Queen's special day would be magic!

5th of June would be great - Queen's Diamond Jubilee holiday.

I can sort of see Traynor's point. If Rangers manage to sneak back in any guise, everyone will forget that Traynor's Airdrie United actually have no connection whatsoever to Traynor's Airdrieonians. Of course I may be giving him too much credit...

Her Majesty's Roman Catholics?

You are - if you think, you are.

Says it all that his nearest challenger has been Jim Spence

Green, Whyte, "Family", Rangers. Now I'm not one to jump to conclusions, one of those words doesn't seem to fit...

What percentage of the 20 need to be deemed fit and proper to own a Scottish football club?