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Smith is another cocksure cockwomble. Are we breeding them or something? (Hope that doesn't push Doncaster down the google rankings.)

TBH I see it as one lick-spittle arsehole trying to do his job (as he sees it) and another arsehole not playing along. Smith is just a bullying chunt.

The only 'fair and proper' treatment for a cancer is to cut it out and kill it. Simple. Killing Rangers IS a fair and proper punishment. If Rangers somehow survive and are allowed to continue somewhere in the the leagues, they will just carry on with the same immoral behaviour. The Peepul think of no one but themselves and will demand success. Success which can only be GUARANTEED by cheating.

The bad image Scottish football has? No, we're trying to address the bad image that RANGERS have. By helping kill them off.

Missed the start so I'm not sure. Don't recognise the voices. I'll listen out.

And they've just mentioned the 'mushroom cloud' looming on the horizon. Like he doesn't know already.

For the fans, cups and leagues matter. For the businessmen (and I use that term loosely) all that matters is the bottom line. And if they can maximise that, cups and leagues can GTF.

I don't know if it has been posted before but Doncaster's wiki page now has this gem: On 7 July 2009, Doncaster was appointed Chief Executive of the Scottish Premier League.[5] In this new role he has taken on many tasks, including managing important meetings and taking it up the arse of his partners, Mr Celtic and Mr rangers (in administration)

Subject: Cockwomble = Neil Doncaster. Google images search for cockwomble now has Neil Doncaster in at 20. And 34.

Yep. The fact that Cockwomble = Neil Doncaster bears repeating. We must get the message out there.

Who isn't to someone?

But he comes AFTER the Modfather. Weller more of a cockwomble than the uber-cock???

BBC2, right now. Top of the Pops 2 - Tina Turner. The Best. More chance of her playing in the SPL this season than certain others...

Regarding number 2: "It's debatable, Sir David, but we believe we're in the right and EBT's are above board. However, there may be questions - you know what these diddies are like - so, just to be on the safe side, and since we have nothing to lose by doing so, maybe we should tell the footballing authorities. In the spirit of transparency, you understand".

I understood that a second contract was OK with the football authroities as long as you declared it.

Apologies if someone has already asked this. What I don't understand is why, if Rangers thought EBTs were legal and above board, they felt they had to keep them quiet and hide them from the SPL/SFA.

Sapphire and Steal, surely.

Benfica do have a couple of European Cups behind them - only 8 teams have won more. Rangers aren't in the same league (or ANY league ).

Their history and honours, apart from the CWC, were won in a small pond. Outside of the Scottish press, Rangers don't rate much coverage. I know what you mean but, like Father Ted says, I think we suffer from Rangers being very near, not necessarily very big.

Lies, damned lies and Rangers' statistics! There are at least 23 (Champions League/European Cup winners) with better European records than Rangers. Every solvent team in the SPL is richer than Rangers. Define 'best'.

What is this mince about Rangers being one of the 'biggest clubs on the planet'? I've heard it repeated numerous times over the last couple of months. Have they got any evidence to back this claim up?

Walk on water? He had trouble walking on stairs. I'm going to hell, too, amn't I?

Extremely Big Teeth

Surely the incentivisation would have to had come from his own club rather than from the club he was 'buying' from.

Just down the corridor.