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I'm guessing they were in Dalkeith at the time.

Judith goes both ways. Absolutely a wid; the lady looks like she'd be a wildcat. Confirmation from back in the day: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2003/jan/16/newsoftheworld.privacy

What is it with morons and level crossings anyway? Used to live in Kent; they've got tons of both, and I used to see people running the lights on an almost daily basis, including the classic foot-down, shite-it-at-the-last-minute, stop-on-the-tracks, force-your-way-past-the-barrier. Staggeringly stupid behaviour.

Just stay calm and you'll be fine - it's not bad at all. I was one of the first to take the hazard perception test when it started, and fucked it up royally. They made such a big deal out of how you'd be failed if you clicked the mouse too often that I waited until the hazard was really obvious, and failed as a result. One of the staff told me afterwards that you didn't even need to watch the video; you could basically click the mouse once per second and you'd get a passing score. Not that I'm suggesting you do that - I'm guessing they've changed it since then!

All typing to each other Really couldn't be worse, TBH.

So this keich is still going on, aye? Can't imagine the production company are making much in fees from this tragic group. Redefining the word 'celebrity' once again. Anybody who's dreamed of an all-P&B version of the show might be in with a chance next year - Div, get those media contacts on the case. We've got tuppence ha'penny between us, right?

Young team out tonight ahead of tomorrow's big game against the Binos. Deserved 3-1 win for Stenny, who looked physically more capable and did more with the ball when they had it, as our passing was quite poor at times. We somehow managed to take the lead in the first half despite being second best, but an equaliser came right before half-time. Second half was all Stenhousemuir, with Alloa pushing back deeper into their own half as the match went on. We were playing on the counter-attack with only Scott Hynd (for I believe it was he) up front for most of the half, and he barely got a sniff of the ball. Don't think Stenny's keeper had a save to make. It was all over when the second goal went in, as we clearly weren't going to score again. The third was a real peach into the top corner, and we were maybe a bit fortunate not to concede more. Stenhousemuir look decent though; they should do OK this season, I'd have thought.

Greenie for learning where the lavvie is - good boy!

It's nothing here in comparison to the States. The wife couldn't believe they sold burgers here - all anyone ever bought over there was a bucket with biscuits, gravy, mashed taters and as many other sides as you could fit into your grossly-distended gut. Tasted incredible.

Aww, hunni, here's a big hairy semi-naked one from a middle-aged man who hasn't had a wash in two days. *kisses*

How many folk work at your place? That's pretty miserable. Let's be charitable and pretend theirs was in the wash.

Anyone ever seen the pics of the German emo cutter lassie? Seriously don't recommend googling that, likes.

More worried about the fire-breathing ants myself. Still, needs must. Nuke us all; it's the only language we understand.

The Co-Op pharmacy in Alloa always has a big stack of reduced-to-clear condoms by the private consultation room. Fill your boots, people.

Can't help but wonder how the press get hold of these stories. Did this woman hear that her child had died and figure, "hey, might as well make a bit of cash out of it". I know...hard-hearted b*****d. Edit for typo.

Old but gold:

Someone's got to pay for our stupid roundabout art installations. Cough up, ya fuckers!

I do the shopping at Lidl, Tesco and Asda, and occasionally Iceland/Farmfoods. Never seen or heard of this charity bag packing thing, so I'm thinking it's not made it to Alloa. Is this a recent invention? Because I never remember seeing it in Stirling or Edinburgh either. Don't fancy it much, anyway. Next step would be charity bank staff to glare at you when you're making withdrawals.

Nothing unusual. Absolutely dire. Didn't even know the preliminary round was on today 'til I read your post. Any suggestions for websites that actually give a shit?

Charity bag packers? Never even heard of it. Which supermarkets are these?

Actually at the till? Never seen that; strikes me as a bit much. I'm sure they'd get more donations out of guilt, but I'd think people would be less likely to donate to that charity in the future if they'd felt pressured. Closest I've seen is at the front of the store, which seems OK.

Stitches - Ross Noble stars as a clown killed during a child's birthday party. Years later, he returns for revenge. This was fun, in a bad movie way, although it's clearly deliberate. Nice vein of Irish humour running throughout, and Ross is good value. Plenty of gore and skanky jailbait, for those who like that sort of thing.

This is my nightmare. Our evil parrot has been trying to do it to me for years.

From the radioactivity, Mozza, nothing else

Fucking three games in four days. I take it the weans will be out against Stenny on Monday? Didn't work out too well for the Binos.