BinoBalls

Oh what the hell... I've copied you with the red dots. NOW can I be in your PM gang?

Currant isn't a term we should be using IMO, even if it doesn't offend you personally. It causes problems for enough other people and there isn't really much need for it. The world would be a better place if we did away with currants and tiims and no surrenders and orange bstrds etc.

"No Surrender". It's such an innocent, everyday phrase, isn't it Bendy? I just did a search for the phrase "No surrender" in my work Inbox. That's over 30,000 emails. Didn't find it mentioned once. I can only conclude my work is overrun by hysterical, perenially-offended mhorons.

It is perfectly possible to dislike Rangers more than Celtic for whatever reason, and yet not be a Celtic supporter by any stretch. Just about every regular non-OF supporter who posts on here gets labelled a Celtic fan or has a superfluous 'h' inserted somewhere into their name. It's childish and daft. Regards, BhinoBalls.

All Bendy's opinions are fed into a special Sevco Filter at the periphery of his brain. The Sevco Filter works as follows: Inputs: Reasonable, balanced opinions. Outputs: Rabid biased viewpoints and inappropriate use of smileys. It doesn't require any batteries but it does require the user to connect to the internet weekly to upload the latest biased group opinions on all matters relating to Rangers FC.

So why is Dingwall so widely disliked? He represents some sort of supporters organisation, right?

Funny as fck. I like the guy who says "The days of spending £12 million on players are finally back. I smell a raid on the Premiership."

100. My finger slipped.

Nah, "LOL @ Celtic" can't have been him. He told us last week he hadn't heard of P&B until August 2012. He would never lie, he's a stand up guy. The fact they have exactly - and I do mean exactly - the same style and the same familiarity with Dumbarton is just one massive coincidence. And the insuation he disappeared when his team had their horrendous summer, only to surface again giving it the big 'un just as the team sheets for the Brechin game were being announced, is nothing more than random chance. I, for one, believe him. And I will fiercely attack anyone who speaks against him.

If I had wee man syndrome I'd simply change my team to Rangers and shout WATP to compensate. From the tone of your daily proclamations and persistent over-use of smileys, I'd say you're the one with the need to compensate for some sort of insecurity. My money's on a height problem. Or a baldness issue. Or an exceptionally hairy back. Or all 3. Yes, probably all 3.

More like it's profoundly important for your fragile ego to have some aspect of the entire debacle to cling to and give the full GIRFUY treatment to, thereby satisfying your genetic daily lust to feel superior to others.

Let's face it, if Tedi was born in Torquay, he'd support Man Utd. If Bennett was born in Benidorm, he'd be a Real Madrid fan. If Bendarroch was born in Denmark, he'd have rejected all Danish teams in favour of Bayern Munich, and would spend his spare time informing supporters of Brøndby and Nordsjælland of their implicit inferiority.

Aye but Ally says Dave King is a stand up guy so he must be alright. The South African tax authorities have got Dynamite Dave all wrong. And furthermore Ally wouldn't public state his support for someone of dubious character, would he?

I see the issue here: you're employing facts and reasoned debate in a discussion with Bennett. You'd be as well talking to my dog.

I can almost sense you've actually convinced yourself that anyone who doesn't support one of the Old Firm does so because they "demand" mediocrity. So is it true that you disappeared from P&B whenever Rangers went into Admin, then only surfaced with a new account once everything was OK again? A simple yes or no will suffice. Because to me that would be entirely in-keeping with your insecure triumphalism, i.e. happy to lord it over everyone, but gone at the first sign of trouble, like a proper coward. What else do you do in your spare time to boost your self-esteem? Do you fly to China and boast about how tall you are?

I do enjoy the "you're all obsessed!" line of thinking. They only say it because they want us to stop laughing at them, otherwise they wouldn't mention it. Which means we should all carry on laughing.

Give him a few weeks and he'll be offering the French villagers a chance to buy a brick in his house.

I kind of think of it like if someone was pronounced dead (i.e. their heart had stopped beating) but then they were miraculously brought back to life. It's still the same person. I do think Rangers have to live with (1) having a broken history (2) handing Celtic 3 titles during their stay in the lower leagues, (3) other fans laughing at them, (4) the fact the majority of non-Rangers fans will never accept it's the same club. All of this will make them feel even more persecuted which in turn will make their intransigent fans even more intransigent. But I for one accept they are the same club and have 54 titles, wish it wasn't the case but there you go. One thing I will say: if LNS / SFA / UEFA had said the opposite and insisted it was a new club with no history, you'd struggle to find a single Rangers fan who would have accepted that. We'd have "in our hearts we know it's still the same club, don't care what Nhimmo-Smith says" etc. They quote him now because it suits them to do so, not because they unflinchingly accept his every word.

I think Monkey Tennis and I are the only diddies on record as saying we accept the word of nimmo smith, UEFA etc that it is the same club. I don't think morally it's right at all, but I accept their adjudication, if that makes sense.

Your club has had one liquidation and is in serious danger of another administration. You are in no position to lecture others. When it comes to failing to do anything constructive about financial problems, no one does it like the teddy bears. No one. Still, I'm enjoying your anger levels today. Do continue.

He does sound especially aggressive, triumphalist and belligerent. Almost certainly owns a piece of Rangers jewellery and / or an RFC tattoo.

"But whatabout Hearts? But whatabout St Mirren? But whatabout Killie?"

Pretty worrying accounts. Anyone want a sweepstake on when Bendarroch will be along to deflect and insert a smiley into a post to pretend he's utterly unflappable? I'll guess 09.35.

Seems the rangers way - anyone who says anything they don't like must be smeared and insulted, then a largely irrelevant counter attack should be launched instead. DUCK-SMEAR-DEFLECT-COUNTERATTACK

So, in summary, you were shouting the odds about something you know nothing about, and don't have the balls to admit you are completely out your depth. Here's a wee story about your sort. "Queens have no ambition! " "Not true. They have plenty." "Queens have no ambition! Diddy club! " "How exactly do you come to that conclusion?" "Diddy club! No ambition! " "Yes but can you give us a specific example of how you know this, and what they might do to get 'ambition'." "Lol I'm off to play with my guitar! " -- No wonder your P&B reputation is hurtling towards the negative numbers.