Nick_BCFC

I never thought it'd be possible for anyone to be more annoying than the original 'Wheels' - but 'Wheels mk 2' looks set to be so. One of the writers has got to have a mother-in-law who uses a wheelchair who he's having a go at.

Oh please no.....

I read somewhere earlier that the director of The Purge wants to make a new one each year! I'm not sure they'll allow him to after that first effort.

A couple of years ago I was playing in the bottom division with a few mates just for the night out. We drew the local prem champions in the cup away and I played particularly well, and beat someone 2-0 in singles and my and a mate beat the same guy and his team mate 2-0 in the doubles. Afterwards he came over and asked that I go to practice with the town team and offered to give me some pointers as to where I was going wrong. I was rather taken aback that a guy I had just beat was inviting me to go and practice with him so he could offer me tips so I declined. Turned out he is quite good. He's on Eurosport playing tonight!

For some reason I really dislike the word 'fart'. It's been used 3 times in Eastenders recently - all by Danny Dyers family.

Has anyone watched a film called Shank? If you love shit movies, please watch this. It'll become your instant favourite film. It's set in London in 2015 and the country has gone to shit. Loads of kid gangsters who rob food on the mean streets have their boss killed and go on a revenge mission despite vowing never to kill anyone. It's on iplayer if i've sold it to anyone.

I missed a few episodes - how did Shirley end up coming back? I hate her sister already.

Bootle are a decent side for that level. I saw them a couple of times last year against the town where I live (Padiham, who won the division). I know a couple of lads who play for Barnoldswick Town.

Notts Forest vs. Burnley on 23rd Nov.

I expect David and Carol will get it on before long and end up moving into Carl's B&B room when he eventually leaves (or is he now a permanent cast member? I guess the truth will come out soon and Max and Phil will kill him off or something). That'll free up a couple of rooms that are taken at the minute. It really is poor at the minute.

That woman on the right looks like she's going to be the new Jean. I think she'll fail miserably.

Taylor was shite last night but still managed to somehow win. I think i'd have give PN a game last night in those early legs!

Just Klaasen looking at those averages above.

Caught a couple of the games last night. Whitlock sure is lucky to still be in the competition. Oh, and another thing - Taylor. I see he managed to get away with saying 'shite' in his interview without much of a telling off from Dave! Also, Taylor's face when someone in the crown shouted 'paedo' when he was taking a drink!

I follow Danny Dyer on Twitter & he can be quite funny when he mugs some fackin cant off. I hope Eastenders don't make him stop being abusive.

They are pretty big but they could find an equally nice pair on an interesting character with a better face.

Is the Grand Prix on Sky I take it? I'm sure it used to be on ITV4 or something like that.

Going down to Newport with Accy next week.

Orcs! I ordered this for something like £1.50 from Amazon. A piss take of LotR which was quite funny in parts, if you like the sort of Lake Placid 4 type film.

Warren Fox from Hollyoaks is joining Eastenders. The final nail in the coffin for me & Eastenders. I hate that b*****d.

I'm afraid I pretty much agree with this. Dragged a mate to see it on Sunday night and it was thoroughly disappointing.

That Bobby is a beady eyed little fucker. He's always laughing when he says his lines and seems to look at the camera now and then. I hope new Peter kicks the shit out of Joey. I can't be arsed with Michael, Janine & Alice anymore. I'm not keen on Denise, Patrick and big tits. I quite like Max but his new treacle can f**k off. I hate Dexters mum. And Dexter's gran. Not too keen on Dexter either if truth be told.

She is fit though.

I watched Evil Dead on Friday night. It was fairly well done I thought. For those fans of the original, you'll be perhaps pleased to hear that the branch still has it's way with the girl..... 7/10.

I was only half watching it the other night - did Denise ask them for ID for beer? They looked easily in their twenties. I'd have been angry at not getting served!