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I had a dream last night that I was shagging that fit bitch from Terminator 3. Well pissed off when I woke up and I hadn't actually done it.

Quite possibly, I can't remember to be honest chief. I don't want to read the link again to find out.

I've only read the last three or four pages but for those who were talking about mad men, I give you the Dnepropetrosk Maniacs http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs There's a video of one of the killings leaked online that was used in court. I haven't seen it myself but i've been in the same room as it's been on and hearing it was enough. Apparently, if memory serves me correctly, the guy killed in the video had just beaten cancer.

I was talking to a bird at work who I wanted to put my pecker in. There was only me and her in the office and I smelt the most unpleasant 'guff' that can only have come from her as it definitely wasn't me. Now I can't enjoy picturing things i'd do to her without thinking of the smell from her arsehole she released.

I'm missing a lot because of the footy. However i'd missed a few before it started if truth be told. Last I saw was Ian had gone missing. Michael had done Jean out of that £9.

I was looking forward to the next series but Forehead has spoilt it a bit for me now.

The Devil's Rejects - very good movie I thought. However, as soon as they went back to the house it was obvious what was going to happen. That mad bitch in it was well hot as well.

I watched The Inbetweeners again last night night for the second time. Outstanding. I know everyone has probably mentioned it in their write up but that dancing scene early on is hilarious.

I was just given the first two series on dvd and watched them all in a drunken state. Was an explination given as to why a couple of them call the zombies 'geeks'?

I watched this last night. It was ok but a little slow paced. 7/10.

A few crap storylines going on at the minute. Alfie going to f**k Roxy? Ben going to get found out? Tamwar & girl Tamwar going to break up? Lauren going to get a boozing disease? Michael conning Jean? ZZZzzzZZzzzz

Elephant - A story based on Columbine. This film annoyed me greatly because it spent about 40 minutes just following people's EVERY STEP (just victims, not even the shooters). I think it was by the guy that did Last Days (based on Cobain) and that was shot similar to this. 2/10.

I watched an Irish horror flick the other day (name escapes me, but it was from the 'Hammer' series I think). That was shite too.

I have started to seriously dislike Shirley since Heather got mashed in.

Drivers - How much would 600 miles of petrol cost? It'll be in a Corsa and about 450 miles will be done on motorway and 150 on the standard road. (Lancashire to Torquay if this may help at all!?)

Did someone play a blinder in signing up the new Ben? He's an annoying little twat who you want to smash repeatedly in the face with a brick, but I guess he's meant to be?

I also enjoyed that film. Think I did a write up of it on here about a year ago. I'm sure i've seen the dad in other stuff but can't think what..

Don't know if anyone bothered with Phil on Remand but he decked a few lads on that.

I watched this yesterday and don't really see much of a link to LOTF to be honest. Anyway..... Hunger Games - 7/10. The film was pretty decent but I have two issues with it. Firstly, it took far too long to get to the fighting part of the film. I'd say a good hour perhaps until things start to get going. I appreciate a bit of background and all that, but felt it could have been done a lot quicker. Secondly, the deaths in the fight scenes are limited in what they show (obviously due to the fact it's a 12).

We've got a promotion decider on Thursday night. Winner goes up. Shitting it a bit already!

Might he make it to Blackpool then in July (Tripod, not MVG)?

Is Tripod getting over his injury problem yet? I want to see him at Blackpool one day.

I'm at the quarter finals on the Friday night. I can't wait, it's my favourite event of the year.

Oddly enough i'm fine in the doubles as well. I played a week ago and didn't score under 80 (except with the double, which went in on the second dart). Got put on the next singles game and went to pieces throwing all over the place. I do feel quite relaxed before I go up and my hand doesn't shake like a shitting dog or owt. Maybe I tighten up the shoulder or something.

Back to playing darts now if I may. How do you deal with your nerves on match day? Whilst practicing I throw darts well enough to be beating most of the dross in the division I play in. I accept some of these boys who throw poorly probably score as well as I do at the practice board but have the same problem when it's game on time. I am usually good for a couple of 180s a week and hit plenty of ton plus's when playing at home or with the lads from the team before we go to the game. When it starts I can guarantee i'll throw a 26 if i've hit a decent score with the last three i've thrown!