Raidernation

DIY store, price up some plywood, sorted!

Well that bit is true

Amen! That and pretending to be deaf and ignoring people

I never have, nor ever will buy a house on/near a floodplane. Exactly. I once had a huge argument with an isurancr compny over excessive premiums because my house was within 20m of a large river, well it was horizontally, but as I was about 50m above the water level I felt they were being a bit silly.

Or suddenly become martyrs, because no-one else has ever had a baby, ever, like, you know.

A knob of the higherst order, allegedly used to wear his celtic top on nights out in Aberdeen! And thought he couldn't learn how to be a better defender from Willie Miller.

Rememeber differentiaton Decrease/Integration, Increase.

Aye, fitivver.

Certanly isn't, especially the way I taught it!

People that read some shite on t'interweb and are suddenly experts

^^^^^guilty of all 3 IMO

KY?

People that walk about on busy pavements glued to their iphone (or whatever) and don't look where they're going! FFS would you walk along the street reading a book? Selfish and dangerous knob-stains, always look surprised and/or upset when the walk into you!

Theory of Flight Excellent!

FFS if he's in the central belt he could be 40 and still not be able to read it because a) he'll be illiterate b) he'll need to steal a laptop

Ahh, ok, didn't know that as I've only ever been on salary basis

Doesn't it revert to half pay after the 28 weeks SSP? It did for me in 2009/10 when I was off longtime (mind you I was still employed and did eventually go back for 3 months before leaving the country)

S'ok. I'd probably have done the same

Having been onto a couple of recruitment websites I'm getting pissed off by the number of "educational establishments" that keep phoning me up asking me "...how I'd like to further my education..." with them or similar shite. If they got my details from said sites then they should be able to reead the bit where it's clear I already have better degree qualifications that are relevant.

TJ Muller and the Dixie Six

Nice!

No-one picked The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse yet?

I may sound dumb, but I am stupid!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Just don't tell anyone and I'll give you a sweetie and let you see my puppies!