Doctor Sanchez

I sometimes enjoy the nerdy stats stuff. But I'm not sure where Killy are going to find another 20 points from this season.

Shows where were are when it's all a bit 'Meh' and a draw against Aberdun is 2 points dropped. Because Gothenburg, Wullie Miller the 80's etc... On a serious note, could McInnes's coat be on a shaky peg? Much disgruntled chat from the Dandies.

Saints seem to be gaining a bit of composure on the ball. Even the Wullie Cockwomble Miller seems to be begrudgingly admitting.

There's a Spoons right outside Gilmour St Station in the square. Cheap as f**k, full of interesting characters (mutants). Bit further in to town theres the Bull Inn and the Wee Howff. Both infinity better but tend to seem busy as they're not the biggest places. There's a sports Bar just off the square, people rave about it, its okay.

St Mirren have been playing much better football than the results indicate. We have been far more composed in possession and the fear of Goodwin's bollockings means theres a hunger to get the ball back when we lose it. The 2 Irish lads and the boy from Norwich all look to be good investments who will improve our options and should sort out the recent issues with injury ravaged defence. Obika and Morais seem to be gaining in confidence every game. However: Cosgrove has proven to be an outstanding buy, one of the best finds pound for pound in the last generation and Aberdeen have done well keeping him thru January's window. Always a threat and is a cert to get on the score sheet if he gets a half decent chance. So, both teams to score, St Mirren to take all 3 points in a carnival of free flowing attacking football. 4-1 Saints. In front of exactly 4700 fans. McInnis to have a few more grey hairs in his impeccably groomed beard.

I like Mullen too. Always puts in a shift, gets us goals. Girls dont like boys, girls like Danny Mullen...

Surprisingly poor taste there from Cosgrove intimating a contributor had pumped a guests wife in the past. I'd suggest that could've ended with a toe to the hee haws. Would he have done the same if it was a well kent face in footballing circles? I can imagine the high horsery if someone did the same about Mrs Cosgrove on the programme. Poor show, from a usually right on presenter IMHO.

Genuine bit of forced banter after TC has a go at Cosgrove not blowing his nose. Added a bit of something lacking. Cowan sounded proper angry. Lovers tiff before the show?

I'd imagine that there'll be some sights to see in the various boozers about the town this afternoon. Hope everyone has a cracking day today. Especially Morais, Mullen, Obika and Cooke.

I disagree about starting 2 up being stupid and I don't care if we ship another 2 or 3 in the 2nd half. We sat in with everyone behind the ball last time SEVECO were at ours. We lost 0-1 but it was embarrassing AF. I'd rather go down fighting than accept a meek defeat.

Thread finished and not a single photo of the Wurzles?

That was the last time i did a cart-wheel. On to Saturday: The Buds to deliver a crushing blow to the Saintees 'Renaissance', 3 goals, (Morais, Obika and Mullen) and all 3 points watched by 3333 hardy souls. This thread been conducted surprisingly cordially so far. Long may it continue...

I see that P McGinn is out so we have a 19 year old, Scott Glover, making his debut. Looks like a 4 4 2 and Goodie setting out a fairly attacking looking team. MON THE BUDDIES...!

Have a fucking word with yourself.

Yup, i went back and read that a few time... Minter.

It's a kick in the arse, but not the end of days... We get a result against Hamilton next week then the league table starts looking a bit better. Obv, I'd take 10th right now. But I'd hope for better. Motherwell seem to have things right at their academy and the way they can bring the youth thru. Got to applaud them for that.

"Incredible stuff from St Mirren, playing like Barcelona.." W Miller on Radio Scotland.

So, from what i can see on the BBC... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish-premiership Whispers: Need 10m to get them to the end of the season. Shouting: KING TO STAND DOWN IN THE NEW YEAR...!

I like Hibs they're the the Partick Thistle of the East. Also, always will have a soft spot for Jack Ross. Loved him as a player and a manager. I genuinely think he'll be a future Scotland coach. But Goody could knock the f**k outta him. So by this clearly obvious logic, Saints win.

Smaller croud than normal id expect, with one more payday till Santa comes. Could go either way. A 0-0 shitfest or a couple for the buds. I expect Goodie to have tightened up at the back after shipping 5 to an average Hearts team. 2-0 to the Buds, after watching a shitfest for 87 minutes. Cody Cooke bags a brace after coming on for the last 5 minutes. Watched by 3789 hardy souls.

Right, I'm getting out my 2013 league cup mug. Mon the buddies...

I know that St Mirren fans see JR thru rose tinted gogs, i think he would be an excellent fit for the Jambos. So obviously i hope it's no him...

Score draw. 2 points dropped for the Mighty Buds. Nothing to see here. Move along.

If you're doing a bespoke episode, the lady who lives across the street from me has a cracking pair of knockers. Any chance you can get them on tonights show? I'm a license fee payer etc...

Never noticed that face on him. Looks properly furious there...