AMMjag

One final laugh before we abandon them for the big time? Oh, go on then.

Just for the sake of it:

Your patter really is pish though tbf.

We are better than you. By some distance. Enjoy next season's 1st Division, which I'm sure will be even merrier for you with a Mr John Brown at the helm.

Except that's not a fact, is it? A fact is something along the lines of, say, both clubs having a better points total than Ross County than at the same stage last season, and still have a chance of equalling or (in our case) smashing that points total. Hardly suggests that County are 'better than both combined'. As for Dundee, they are a completely average side who have been humiliated in the league directly above ours. Just about every year they were in the First, they were touted as favourites for the title and failed spectacularly every time. Facing them is hardly the most terrifying prospect.

Are you basing this on fact or opinion? I'm guessing the latter.

I don't buy this drop in standards stuff. The teams at the bottom (Airdrie aside) are probably putting up more of a fight than QoS did last season, regardless of their part-time status. Falkirk/Raith/Hamilton are as average and run-of-the-mill as ever. Livingston have arguably improved this season. Thistle and Morton this season are two of the best sides this division has seen in a number of years, and that's why they are on course to pick up a far superior points tally to previous winners. Still though, this thread

Sigh...

Da Eee Twentee crew innit

You need to slap her first. Top tip. Edit: Joke. Obviously.

I know the novelty of Sevco embarassing themselves is starting to wear off considering they do it so often, but surely this is worth a bump? Sevco:

Wankbanked

Oooo I like that one

Sorry forgot to add my tuppence worth to this thread today:

Don't think Abbie is dating the black guy, just Lauren that's incest.

Golden.

Does there have to be a thread for this? Can't our laughter be more widespread? Still though:

I'm willing to give him some respite after it was shown he was at least capable of some serious acting in the 'Who's shagging my wife?' episode. But when he goes back to default jolly cockney geeza then yes, burn him alive.

And Cora

Lauren must die

What a fud Phil Taylor is.

The 'Old Firm Banter' pages on facebook provide terrific grounds for trolling, if anyone's interested