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You mean the few games between September and Christmas last season? Not that to qualify for the last 16 wasn't a great achievement, but how can six games be used as a supportable ground for a manager who, considering the frightening advantage of resources he has over other clubs, has a piss poor domestic record? Celtic will live to nowhere near their full potential while this buffoon is in charge. However, long may this continue.

Why aren't Celtic fans calling for Lennon's head yet? Do you honestly believe this is anywhere near an acceptable result in terms of the comparative size and budget of the two clubs?

Not enough of these ' ' or even these '' are quite appropriate for Celtic FC tonight. Just a stunningly hilarious result. Surely questions must now be asked of Neil Lennon? Celtic the only team to do my coupon tonight but so, so glad it was in these circumstances. Well done Morton, knew you could do it

Sorry, can't let this lie. It was 5-0

It probably makes more sense to be seething about how terrible a job Allan Moore's doing, rather than his ugly mug.

Freiburg surrendering a 2 goal lead to deny me a three figure sum from a free bet

FA Cup Qualification: AFC Rushden 8-0 Cockfosters Cockfosters

Ask.fm is doing my tits in. I've got about five people on my facebook spamming my newsfeed with it. I don't give a f**k what you were dreaming about last night, or what your favourite chocolate is.

She looks like Steve Buscemi.

Lex gets to laugh at Morton, I get to laugh at Lex and Morton. Happy days Allan Moore

I can only imagine how this would read if it was two Arab men involved instead.

Someone I used to go to school with just posted this: Just bizarre.

Pretty stunned to see AWRA as the thread's top contributor tbh.

ffs, it had to happen. 'Underground Celtic Supporters Club' facebook page:

Love the new choice. He has exactly the right kind of unique look to play the part. As much as I like Matt Smith, I don't think he put across the more serious/darker side of the Doctor anywhere near often enough. I think Capaldi could do that very naturally.

People who write a shit status that gets roundly ignored at first, then they tag someone about 10 minutes later just to get it noticed. f**k off.

You see, this is the advantage of having absolute stoaters (in this case an 18 year old lad called 'Oweny Boy' who's one of those types who stick up the hoody and the middle fingers in every one of their pictures) on Facebook: Best misspelt medical term ever.

Had a look at her profile. Statuses need more full stops.

An old mate of mine from school has a girlfriend who is way out of his league. I would be more than happy for him, provided he didn't repeatedly post shite like this: I hope she absolutely rips his heart out sometime soon to spare me reading his pish.

^^^ racist

^^^ Snotters and tears type post IMO.

All the orange walk stats give me reassurance over my hatred of the Old Firm.

I never like to side with the outraged facebook mob, but the police officer is out of order shooting the dog. It's a natural reaction of any dog if they see that their owner is in trouble, and it just seems like the typical response of a redneck in a position of power to put a few bullets through it.

Without doubt he's worth more than 50k considering the value of other players on the market (just take a look at the amount Falkirk got for a couple of losers who are now rotting away in England). But with or without him, it was always going to be very difficult for Morton to win the league, probably moreso than last year considering the loss of other good players. In short, 50k is better than nothing, especially seeing as this is shaping up as a nothing season for Morton. They were never in a strong position to bargain for much more.