AMMjag

If bigotry really is monitored on social networking sites then a whole lot of people should be in trouble in the next couple of days. I've removed 4 people from my friends list tonight. Also lol at the thick c***s who like the EDL page that's disguised as 'R.I.P. Woolwich Soldier'.

Inch

Knob

Knickers.

bond

Allergy

I thought not, cheers.

Just won the first division play-offs with Stenhousemuir in FM which got me wondering: do you get a trophy for winning these play-offs? I don't remember if Thistle got one or not when we won them in '06, and they do it in England...

Birthday

Weekly

Genitalia

Bring back Captain Jack

Alloa = BEASTs

You know someone's having a meltdown when they make a new facebook account for themselves. One of my old mates I used to go to school with did exactly this citing the reason that he said a lot of 'stupid shit' on his old one. This is an understatement, as he frequently quoted shitty rappers, said how he hated life and how he was going to kill himself, all because he couldn't handle seeing some lassie he liked with someone else. Then comes the irony of his first post on his new account: "The good thing about not having loads of people on fb is that your newsfeed ain't full of bullshit!" p***k.

Night

At least the amount of people laughing at you on this humiliating thread isn't getting to you at all.

House

Stupid old c**t.

Ah ok, just wonder why it never done that with mine. Seems a bit of a pointless thing altogether.

Why do people post this 'posted from my ______ using pie and Bovril mobile app' thing? Is there a prize given randomly for anyone who does this? Is it something that just comes up automatically after using the app (if so it's not something I've ever seen on the end of my posts using the app)?

Anyone else think that Marcus Bain could be one of P&B's very own? I certainly salute his clinical delivery

Juice

Makes the B even more of an achievement imo Good luck with your exam anyway

Now you mention it you're right, but I definitely remember some part of that exam that I fucked up by not turning the page over and sitting about like an arsehole doing nothing. My teacher was relentless in his taking the piss out of me afterwards.