Monster

Aren't you missing the point of the forum completely then? If everybody didn't open any threads it would be pretty quiet, don't you think?

Just a reply to that k*ll*e thats never finished talking shite, you know the one, KTID05sakvnavn, or whatever. He was on the nightshift trying to look like a geezer with some pish c and p'd from a lads mag site. Not the first post deleted either. I guess if a mod doesn't approve, f**k the rules eh?

Non-abusive posts that don't break any rules getting removed.

That's a good 'un. Got 'em all - read 'em all, unfortuneately.

Currently reading 'Nature Girl' by Carl Hiaasen. Great crime/black humour tale! In fact, I would say it's like a certain author from Paisley except set in Florida.

Aye! 'Mon the maddies with the mad choons! ROCK 'N' ROLL AINT NOISE POLLUTION!

Wives who have shite music tastes!

Arctic Monkeys - Still take you home

I'm the man of the house - I can post what I like! Just because you're bald from having a thumb on top of your head for years......

Oh God, no! Don't make me - I'm sure it's got teeth.......

Of course not! The part in brackets should explain - I just sometimes wish I had the freedom you have and was trying to scare you into having one

Ah....an ageing spinster who will spend her remaining years withering away like a prune. Someone who has never experienced the miracle of being a parent and is somehow empty inside and unfulfilled. You must experience this finest of natures miracles before your womb is as dry as the Sahara! Act now before it's too late! (If i have to have one of the little b*****ds, I don't see why YOU should be exempt!)

Nae luck, I don't have a hitlist - it's only the internet after all.

Don't push it - let Mrs.Kilt think it was her idea for you two to get back together. Good luck.

Absolutely. Support your own team and not some no-hopers living in the shadow of the MIGHTY MAGPIES! How many points on your licence now?

Easier than you might think. 8 out of the 10 beds in the SCBU in Inverclyde Royal were occupied by withdrawal babies screaming in pain 24/7, Cal was in another and the remaining one was a girl! Anyone that has any shred of sympathy for junkies whatsoever really ought to spend an hour in there listening to newborn babies withdrawing.

Franz Ferdinand - Take me out

I have no problem with that! My petty irritation is that in my local shop they buy scratchcards and alcopops, then chat to the lassie behind the counter, play with their mobile phone(always the very latest £200 one), brusquely deny little Kelly-Chantelle-Marie-Britney whichever overpriced sweet they are thrusting in the direction of the counter with a Vicky Pollard-esque expression. It's not that I care about the scrounging tart or her doomed microchip laden brat particularly,I just want to buy my 8 cans of Carlsberg and GTF home after my work!!

........and purchase scratchcards and Archers Aqua.

xbass - Happy Birthday to you, the cheeriest tramp seen since the 50's! The Phoenix - Happy Birthday to you also, although I doubt you're 99. I wouldn't have guessed you were a day older than 68. Cheers!

I've had to use it to pay for the medicine prescribed by the GUM clinic you filthy little man!

Nah, somebody took care of that earlier for me!

Emphatically, YES!